Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19874 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 2:46 pm Post subject:
these guys are getting 2, 3, 4x the mileage out a rubber, whereas we here in the west just splooze it and lose it. no wonder we lost the war. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 6054 Location: My own little piece of reality
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:22 pm Post subject:
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A woman detained during the bust told police that the used prophylactics were first boiled in water then dried and reshaped on a wooden phallus before being repackaged and resold.
Yeah...ummm...no. _________________ “There is always light if only we're brave enough to see it, if only we're brave enough to be it.” --Amanda Gorman
The owner of the warehouse said they had received a "monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person," state newspaper Tuoi Tre reported.
Just from a very active guy.
And I know ya'll jealous you wouldn't be able to keep up with this supply line. _________________ “There is always light if only we're brave enough to see it, if only we're brave enough to be it.” --Amanda Gorman
Joined: 23 Jul 2004 Posts: 12898 Location: Los Angeles
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:59 pm Post subject:
Yuck.
I don't know why, but this triggered an interesting memory about the Sydney Olympic Games. If y'all recall, they had a little supply and demand issue with available condoms for the village. They pre-ordered 70,000 thinking that would be plenty. Those world class horn-toads blew through them things halfway through the games. They had to secure another 20,000. I guess it goes down in the Olympic Village. _________________ So glad we gave you your flowers while you were here, Kobe.
Footage broadcast by state-owned Vietnam Television (VTV) this week showed dozens of large bags containing the used contraceptives scattered across the floor of a warehouse in the southern province of Binh Duong.
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90310 Location: Formerly Known As 24
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:09 pm Post subject:
FernieBee wrote:
DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?
This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.
Have some respect for those who came before you _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90310 Location: Formerly Known As 24
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:10 pm Post subject:
angrypuppy wrote:
Omar Little wrote:
FernieBee wrote:
DancingBarry wrote:
How does this thread not have like 200 puns already?
This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.
Have some respect for those who came before you
Then believe in the second coming.
Like all good businesses, their slogan is “thank you, come again” _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel
This is the thread where the rubber meets the load.
Great lead in for a joke:
What is the difference between a Tire and 365 used Condoms?
Ones a Goodyear and the others a Great year....! _________________ “Always remember... Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.”
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