How do you deal with this team's awfulness?

uberzev

I don't usually drink but I'm pretty hammered right now. Damn you Mitch.

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DancingBarry · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:37 am Post subject:

Take it one play at a time.

kobeodom · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:41 am Post subject:

i put some blame on phil too, in terms of awfulness on court. his subs are so pathetic and stunted.. he should stop playing luke and get george out more. AND bynum over kwame for 10 a game.
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Philostrator · Starting Rotation Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Posts: 171

Watch the Clippers

uberzev · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:51 am Post subject:

George W Buss · Star Player Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 2816

Play NBA Live 06 and grab this year's trophy

Hector the Pup · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:59 am Post subject:

Same way I dealt with it in the 90's.

Lowered expectations for the present and hope for the future.

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THE_SHOES · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:17 am Post subject:

uber! First and, formost!

NNNNNNNneeevvveeerrrrr sssssssaaaayyyy ddddddddddiiiiiieeee!!!
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DiehardLakerFan · Starting Rotation Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 463

I personally like to play NBA video games and make all the moves I wish we would make but don't because of Mitch's ****ing incompetence

KA_2 · Star Player Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Posts: 1883

Pretend it's a dream.
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KA_2 · Star Player Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Posts: 1883

Strike that, nightmare.
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Vlade · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:25 am Post subject:

Das · Starting Rotation Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 887

watch the 3-peat video.

DaggerInTheHeart · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:12 am Post subject:

Sister Golden Hair · Franchise Player Joined: 01 May 2001 Posts: 15872

Public beheadings of the slackers would, I think, be extremely effective.

SGH

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shane · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:50 am Post subject:

sex.
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Coca James · Star Player Joined: 23 Jun 2005 Posts: 1549

I begin by vomiting my food that I order to watch the games

Then I kick everyone out of my place that came over to watch it

I turn off my cell phone because the haters are always first to call to ask how the game went (like they dont know)

Then I proceed to b*tch and moan to the only other two people Im close to that give a damn

I then watch numerous vids created by LakeShow09, LD2k and check out highlights from LakersPlayoffBound

I call up a booty call 4 hours before booty hour and take out my frustration

I then take a shower because I have booty juice all over me

I then go to Carls Jr and purchase a Lamar Odom bobblehead (they have these things still i cant believe it) and I go outside my car and break the living sh*t out of it

Then I go home and read the post game comments and DB's break down of the game and who sucked azz

Pop in my Girl Next Door dvd and watch the motel scene not once but twice

I then remember to delete the game off of my tivo

theres more, but im sure you get the point
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THE_SHOES · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:32 am Post subject:

JIFISH · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:56 am Post subject:

I talk to my best friend, who's a Golden State Warriors fan. They have "the best back court in the league", remember? This was supposed to be a year when they finally made the playoffs. At least the Lakers still have a chance of making the playoffs. The Warriors, at this point, have none. And then I think about all the championships the Lakers have won, and all the finals appearances they've made, and realize there are teams out there that have yet to even make the playoffs, and I feel pretty lucky to be a Lakers fan.
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Oh, and personally, I also turn off the cell to avoid the haters, then curl up fetal position, gently rocking back and forth, muttering "KG is not just pipe, KG is not just pipe" to myself while I try to find my safe place...

pokoy · Moderator Joined: 12 Apr 2001 Posts: 14545

Come to LG and listen to all the pissing and moaning so I am not alone.

Maybe I'll try just ignoring the rest of the season altogether.

Oh wait, I already tried that. Didn't work...

I sometimes wish we were out of the playoffs now so we are put out of our misery rather early (like last year) and we can start looking forward to the potential moves that we can make, rather than wait around and hope while the Kings inevitably catch us and we can watch Mike Bibby do that f$@#ing dance that makes us all want to collectively take a swing at his head with a baseball bat....

(I feel better already. Thanks LG!!)

CheetahMan · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:21 am Post subject:

Avoid this forum.
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