Official Cheer Up Thread

uberzev · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:33 pm Post subject: Official Cheer Up Thread

Anyone want to drop a song parody or photoshop? Or even a humorous anecdote...
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DaggerInTheHeart · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

I think the fact that Mihm got injured is more worse then the lose nothing can cheer me up right now even a punani.

Stylistic Stylez · Star Player Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 4336

lol...umm i hope im not going out on the limb here but no punani? hmmm u prefer the male part better?? lol
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uberzev · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject:

DaggerInTheHeart · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:38 pm Post subject:

No. . . but nothing can cheer me up at this point unless Lakers win the next game.

Ziggy · Franchise Player Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 12712

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.

Hector the Pup · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:39 pm Post subject:

There is nothing that anyone could possibly do to cheer me up right now.

I just took a handfull of Flintstone vitamins and downed them with a bottle of Yoohoo and to make sure I meet my demise, I'm going to take my Remington electric razor to my wrists.

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

Stylistic Stylez · Star Player Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 4336

yo mama so fat when she go to the theaters she sits next to everybodyyyy

yo mama so old theres a picture of george mikan and jesus in her yearbook
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When you do something that you truly, truly love doing, you find yourself wanting to do it all the time.

Why can't America realize that falling in love with Kobe doesn't mean breaking up with Michael

Ziggy · Franchise Player Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 12712

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix her VCR

DaggerInTheHeart · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:

Yo mama is so fat the owl's were dead by midnight.

mike_kb · Starting Rotation Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 384

Memphis and Denver lost today. NO is getting blown out. SAC losing on top of all this could salvage this horrendous loss.

Ziggy · Franchise Player Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 12712

uber that "perfect strangers" one is brilliant

Kobina returns · Starting Rotation Joined: 04 Mar 2005 Posts: 701

Yo mama is so ugly, she uses aluminum foil as a mirror.

If we beat the Kings, everyone here will be happy again.
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DaggerInTheHeart · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:46 pm Post subject:

Yo mama is so fat America thought she was a atomic bomb.

Ziggy · Franchise Player Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 12712

Perhaps in these dark times we are experiencing as Laker fans in the midst of defeat, we can all draw some inspiration from our beloved, articulate and poignant President, George W. Bush...

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-George W. Bush

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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

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"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

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"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

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"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

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"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

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"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

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"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

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"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

Bballgirl85 · Starting Rotation Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 313

Good thread however,

Those George Bush statements don't cheer me up its just makes me sadder that this idiot is our president. Freakin dummy he is lol.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

my god this GUY IS DUMB WTF HOW HE BECOME PRESIDENT.

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Hector the Pup · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:05 pm Post subject:

Ziggy, you left out one of the all time classics...

vvbandit · Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject:

Cheer up guys, Memphis , NOK both lost tonight

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