The 2006 Hole-NBA teams

[carlosLisboa]

The 2006 Hole-NBA teams

(this is an evolution of the NBA Last team post)


G - S. Marbury (cancer, Knicks ball-hog)
G - S. Francis (cancer, Knicks ball-hog)
F - Darius Miles (skillless, well paid and sulking child - Microsoft Money thrown out of the MS Window(s))
F - K-Mart (Too good for practice, forgot that he is the playoff choker of the new millenium)
C - Kandiman (sissy bust)

Hole-NBA second team



G - Mike James (scored 17 a game for the Raptors being a ball hog. And started talking to the press as if he was MJ and under 30 years old).
G - Jeff McInnis (as guy who scored once 12ppg and thinks he his a star)
F - Z. Randolph (well paid, selfish and lazy - Microsoft Money thrown out of the MS Window(s))

F - Tim Thomas (lazy bastard, wonder why the bulls refused to let him practice. Came from the Knicks, not surprisingly)
C - Jerome James (Knicks Center that came from the sonics at age 30 after a few good playoff games with the sonics after 7 years of a lacklusting career. Came fat, barely played the whole season. At then end he apologised to the fans for his lack of effort and promised a better season next year. ahhhhhh)

Hole-NBA third team

G - Baron Davis (sulky guard who mad sure his team didn't go to the playoffs)
G - Nate Robinson (another Knick! at 5'9'' he scored 34 on Iverson once. But AI got 50 on him, some of those because everytime Nate scored he stopped to pop his shirt inside the trunks in an act of vanity, while Iverson took and open jumper.)
F - Chris Webber (defense? no! scored 20 a game on jumpers at very bad percentages and looked as if he played just to collect his big paycheck.The sixers are nowwacthing the other teams' playoff game on TV).
F - Ron Artest (really nice attitude to leave the Pacers...)
C - Raef Lafrentz (White stiff who loses skill every year. Even at 6'11' he prefers to let the lane to other guys, and keeps himself to the 3pt line).

[wolfpaclaker]

I think Darius just needs the right situation.

The kid is a very good talent. He is only 24 and still learning the game - remember he came out of high school.