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KingKobe8thWonder
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 Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject: The perfect off-season therapy! |
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http://www.miamiheatwave.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5325&st=40
Click on that link as you watch the systematic anihalation of the heat... very theraputic!
Wade and Shaq look downright useless!
stupid Look on udonis haslems face on the bench = priceless
Fan reaction over on the heat board = just made the laker offseason feel that much shorter and happier!
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lakeshow03
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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that does hit the spot  |
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jwbrown77
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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"Shaq needs a free throw instructor."
Tell Ed Palubinskas that... |
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KingKobe8thWonder
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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"You know what...we're playing bad enough right now. Why not just give the ball to Kapono, tell him to shoot nothing but 3's, and pray that he gets hot? "
thebigaristotle92
"pat riley needs to suit up and show these bittches how to play"
bigsas15
"I am going drinking screw this. If this team is going to get the golden ticket and wipe their own ass with it, I dont want any part of it."
jonnylons
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"To me he is the best player in the world right now. That guy doesn't know fear at all. He doesn't care. He would have won it for the Americans single-handedly." Dirk Nowitzki |
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turbulent
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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ahh..I LOVE other people's pain..
Thank You. I was a little gloom about today being SUnday, the sun going down, and the fact that Id have go to sleep soon, only to wake up and go to WORK  ......but that right there, eases the pain. 
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Bergamotichek
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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Gotta love the morons that are convinced the Heat ARE better than the Mavs and just can't understand how this is happening.
Newsflash dorks... Snaq ain't the same one that won 3 titles with the Lakers... and Wade can't carry Kobe's jockstrap.
So no... sorry... your Heat team is NOT better than the Mavs. |
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Charles
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| (Comment deleted, because A) completely off-topic and B) You're fishing - JD) |
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OX1947
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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I love this quote:
"Someone needs to (bleep) slap some sense into that fat, bald, idiot. And no i'm not talkin about Shaq."
This person gives evidence that there are two fat, bald idiots. In this case, he or she is talking about the other one and not Shaq at this particular moment. |
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cirehawk
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| JD wrote: | Gotta love the morons that are convinced the Heat ARE better than the Mavs and just can't understand how this is happening.
Newsflash dorks... Snaq ain't the same one that won 3 titles with the Lakers... and Wade can't carry Kobe's jockstrap.
So no... sorry... your Heat team is NOT better than the Mavs. |
Come on now JD. ALL the so-called experts (errr... media) have claimed Wade to be better than Kobe. lol
This series so far is actually proving a point I and others on here have made. During our championship run, Shaq was a big key. But the West was brutal and it was Kobe, more so than Shaq, that dominated those Western conference teams. Once we got through the West, the Eastern team simply had no big man to match up with Shaq. Now we get to see how Wade and Shaq fare against the West, and it is not going well.
As disappointed as I was with the Lakers losing a 3-1 lead, it really shows just how close Kobe came to carrying us to the 2nd round. The West is as strong as ever, and had we been in the East we probably would have went farther.
Hmmmm........ Maybe all those experts (errr... media) are just wrong. lol |
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Lakers_2000
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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This one got me cracking up:
"here comes 2 bricks from shaq" |
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#8kobe#24
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Mavs 95-105 Heat
Shaq : 30pts - 15rbs |
by Shaqdu17
almost got it
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kobenbynum
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| Quote: | thebigaristotle92
And Stackhouse hit a bunch of fluke 3's. |
Fluke? This is the same Stackhouse that averaged 29.8 ppg in 2000 - 01 right?
Do these kiddies even know the caliber of player sitting on the Mavs bench?
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Dorray
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:31 am Post subject: |
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Some gems:
"seriously, PUT KAPONO OUT THERE!!!"
"great foul posey, keep playing well bud...where's kapono?" |
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LakersInFour
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:45 am Post subject: |
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LOL .... GOOD FIND!!
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Exick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:31 am Post subject: |
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I love the fact that Walker has waited till the Finals to show his true colors as a choke artist and 3-point hurler.
Their delusions about the quality of their team is astounding. They must only watch east coast basketball all year if they think the Heat are better than the Mavs.
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CheetahMan
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:28 am Post subject: |
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| kobenbynum wrote: | | Quote: | thebigaristotle92
And Stackhouse hit a bunch of fluke 3's. |
Fluke? This is the same Stackhouse that averaged 29.8 ppg in 2000 - 01 right?
Do these kiddies even know the caliber of player sitting on the Mavs bench? |
Uh. You're asking people who got into basketball as early as last year's postseason, to know something like that. Not fair. Not fair at all. |
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Flight
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:45 am Post subject: |
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Absolutely hilarious.
When Heat fans are claiming that their chance to win game 3 is gone because of Udonis Haslem's injury, it shows they know pretty much nothing about basketball.
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NoMoreGame7s
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| CheetahMan wrote: |
Uh. You're asking people who got into basketball as early as last year's postseason, to know something like that. Not fair. Not fair at all. |
Pure comedy. I love it.
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frijolero01
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QUOTE(Brandman316 @ Jun 11 2006, 11:10 PM)
Screw that, I say we tell Mourning to just go A-Wall and take out Nowitski and Howard....take em out o the series..
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please correct me if im wrong but....doesnt to go "a-wol" mean to go missing??
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Exick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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| frijolero01 wrote: | QUOTE(Brandman316 @ Jun 11 2006, 11:10 PM)
Screw that, I say we tell Mourning to just go A-Wall and take out Nowitski and Howard....take em out o the series..
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please correct me if im wrong but....doesnt to go "a-wol" mean to go missing?? |
Yes it does. The Heat fan was just confusing his centers. Shaq is the one who's gone AWOL.
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frijolero01
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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....stupid heat fan. He probably meant "go postal" or something.
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Lakers 71-72
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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I love this one:
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Walter Sobchak
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| Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Exick wrote: | | frijolero01 wrote: | QUOTE(Brandman316 @ Jun 11 2006, 11:10 PM)
Screw that, I say we tell Mourning to just go A-Wall and take out Nowitski and Howard....take em out o the series..
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please correct me if im wrong but....doesnt to go "a-wol" mean to go missing?? |
Yes it does. The Heat fan was just confusing his centers. Shaq is the one who's gone AWOL. |
That is pure comedy right there! AWOL means Absent WithOut Leave.
By the way, it's good to see Heat fans think the only chance the Heat have is to cheat. Clearly they realize how inferior a team they are.
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Just a reminder folks: "a lot" is two words. So is "no one". |
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CheetahMan
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:33 am Post subject: |
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| Mark Hurlbarf, Esq. wrote: | I love this one:
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I love it as well. Just look at the reply (page 7) of "GTS", who claims to be a Laker fan. Sweet Jesus, that quote is money. His signature, however, is priceless. Talk about a Lakers -fan.  |
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