Steven Seagal's new energy drinks - review

Nudizl_Forshizl · Starting Rotation Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 974

Damn this was funny to me. Anyone try this drek yet?

Seagal's Energy Drink review

angrypuppy · Retired Number Joined: 13 Apr 2001 Posts: 32765

Thanks!

The_Lakers_Show · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:01 pm Post subject:

OMG that is one of the funniest things i have ever read!

I have to try this stuff now!!!!
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Exick · Site Staff Joined: 17 Mar 2005 Posts: 15880

Not only is Steven Seagal one of the most hilarious famous people ever (intentionally or not) but people who write stuff about him usually have funny things to say.
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Dorray · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject:

Wow that was hilarious.

LA NATIVE · Starting Rotation Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 519

Yes, I it's a real drink I tried it a few months ago on my way to school. Anyways I bought it at 7-11 because I had never seen it before and wanted to try somehing new. BIG MISTAKE, the drink was definately the worst tasting drink I ever had. I'm not sure if it energized my spirit but I'm pretty sure I bombed a test that day too.
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angrypuppy · Retired Number Joined: 13 Apr 2001 Posts: 32765

I know this is OT, but has anyone ever noticed that Seagal runs like a pansy? Watch one of his movies (if you dare), and you'll see what I mean. He may be big, but he's an unathletic dork.

Laker_Town · Retired Number Joined: 26 Jun 2006 Posts: 25604

omg

HILARIOUS!

Omar Little · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:57 pm Post subject:

"Unfortunately, as soon as I cracked open the can, I knew this flavor would be just as grueling as the last. Not only did it appear to contain all the ingredients that made Asian Experience so horrifying, but there was also the added odor of cherry Robitussin. That was about when I figured it out: "Cherry Charge" was nothing more than cherry-flavored Asian Experience. So in addition to Death In A Can, we now have Cherry-Flavored Death In A Can."

I think i laughed so hard I have asian experience in my pants.
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NappyFox · Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:13 pm Post subject:

"Right after sip #6, no lie, I actually blurted out, "Mommy!"

hahaha..this made me crap my pants

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PLATNUM · Star Player Joined: 17 Dec 2002 Posts: 7262 Location: L.A.

Nice, Exick. Thx for sharing. IMO you overpaid, but hey... what are you gonna do? hehe. I'm a Rockstar fan myself. You have to know that ANY drink with someone's face on the can has GOT to be bad.
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Mr.Tricky · Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject:

Pure comedy...thx