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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:41 am    Post subject:

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Yea, but she came with the starch. So there's that.


hate to break it to you, but that was yeast.


And that wasn't a she
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:31 pm    Post subject:

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Help me PDTP, you're our only hope.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo


I got a bad feeling about this.


Meesa scared.


Is it possible to learn this power?


Not from a sequelmemer.


I'm going to start posting 20 minutes clips of senate hearings in protest of this insult. Those scenes are so underrated.


I *am* the senate.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:23 pm    Post subject:

Bawse.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:51 am    Post subject:

these days are way too long
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:04 am    Post subject:

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these days are way too long


I predict that today will be shorter than yesterday and that subsequent days will grow even shorter still. This could continue until around December 21.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:10 am    Post subject:

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Bawse.


Like a bawse.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:44 pm    Post subject:

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Bawse.


Like a bawse.


Bawsen.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:46 am    Post subject:

Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:00 pm    Post subject:

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Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:01 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
20,000 wrote:
these days are way too long


I predict that today will be shorter than yesterday and that subsequent days will grow even shorter still. This could continue until around December 21.


Hectoradamus?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 4:30 am    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
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these days are way too long


I predict that today will be shorter than yesterday and that subsequent days will grow even shorter still. This could continue until around December 21.


Hectoradamus?


Hectoppotamus
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:06 pm    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
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Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:11 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way


So this girl is a doritos eating incontinent homeless dude, but other than that, everything is perfect?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:25 pm    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way


So this girl is a doritos eating incontinent homeless dude, but other than that, everything is perfect?


no she just smells like one
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:30 pm    Post subject:

^ If the Doritos are Ranch flavored then that's a keeper!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:38 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way


What's not to like?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:59 am    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way


Come on now.
Just shower her with a perfume and have fun.
Don't be a picky.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:29 am    Post subject:

drakes album Scorpio bout to drop. How is this not headline news with 24/7 round-the-clock coverage? Also, who and how have the same letters. What other word is there using those same letters? Asking for a friend... not named cina.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:30 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way


Come on now.
Just shower her with a perfume and have fun.
Don't be a picky.


Describe the fun.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:35 am    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
Shaber wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way


Come on now.
Just shower her with a perfume and have fun.
Don't be a picky.


Describe the fun.


Visiting the zoo. Volunteering at homeless shelters. Taking a tour of the local garbage dump.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:51 am    Post subject:

Don't forget the romantic trips to fish canneries and sewage treatment plants.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:19 am    Post subject:

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Don't forget the romantic trips to fish canneries and sewage treatment plants.


You ever visit a tannery? Those places are amazing.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:11 am    Post subject:

Is a tannery where fannery is served?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:12 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
Shaber wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
IPK wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Would you guys date a girl who was perfect in every other way(in whichever ways would make a person perfect for you) EXCEPT she stank horribly 100% of the time?


Describe the stank.


she smells like the towels that were left to sit in your washing machine in the hot garage over the weekend that you forgot to dry

also sometimes she smells like doritos, a homeless guy, and urine

but perfect in every other way


Come on now.
Just shower her with a perfume and have fun.
Don't be a picky.


Describe the fun.


Visiting the zoo. Volunteering at homeless shelters. Taking a tour of the local garbage dump.


Describe the tour.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:51 am    Post subject:

Of course, there is a simple lifehack to solve the problem. Start every date at a department store perfume counter.
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