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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | 20,000 wrote: | | Major disappointment when the drugs never kick in. |
Patience. Horse tranquilizers sometimes take a while. |
also, not everything is a potential suppository. |
Paging Sir Mix-A-Lot...
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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | 20,000 wrote: | | Major disappointment when the drugs never kick in. |
Patience. Horse tranquilizers sometimes take a while. |
also, not everything is a potential suppository. |
But hookers and blow are a great substitute.
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Speaking of butts. This is definitely a special skill set.
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Hector the Pup
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| Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Oddly enough, I am both of those people at the same time. |
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Oddly enough, the best Italian food I have ever had was not in Italy.
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I think I was supposed to chop it up before I snorted it.
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| Dr. Laker wrote: | | I think I was supposed to chop it up before I snorted it. |
Also, you took it in the wrong end.
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| Dr. Laker wrote: | | I think I was supposed to chop it up before I snorted it. |
The poor dog. He was just offering his butt to be polite. |
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When did it become customary for people to celebrate their birthday, an event that technically only happened once, annually?
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| IPK wrote: | | When did it become customary for people to celebrate their birthday, an event that technically only happened once, annually? |
I should come up with an answer around Christmas. |
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Them: the thing I am doing is not working! This is awful!
Me: have you tried doing it the correct way?
Them: Oh, that makes more sense. No, I hadn't tried that.
Me: ....
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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | Dr. Laker wrote: | | I think I was supposed to chop it up before I snorted it. |
The poor dog. He was just offering his butt to be polite. |
No, he's rude. Failed obedience school. Bit the trainer. Yes, the trainer bit him first.
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IPK
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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | IPK wrote: | | When did it become customary for people to celebrate their birthday, an event that technically only happened once, annually? |
I should come up with an answer around Christmas. |
meirl: 
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| 20,000 wrote: | Them: the thing I am doing is not working! This is awful!
Me: have you tried doing it the correct way?
Them: Oh, that makes more sense. No, I hadn't tried that.
Me: .... |
Dat condescension tho...
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| IPK wrote: | | Hector the Pup wrote: | | IPK wrote: | | When did it become customary for people to celebrate their birthday, an event that technically only happened once, annually? |
I should come up with an answer around Christmas. |
meirl: |
Any excuse to guilt people into giving you free shiz
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Note to self: If you see something on a public bathroom floor, wash your hands after you pick it up.
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| ElginBaylor wrote: | | Note to self: If you see something on a public bathroom floor, wash your hands after you pick it up. |
And once you've finished washing your hands, start reflecting on where your life went wrong to a point where you're picking things up off the floor of a public bathroom. |
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I still have yet to see the new chicken sandwich at Popeye's.
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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | Note to self: If you see something on a public bathroom floor, wash your hands after you pick it up. |
And once you've finished washing your hands, start reflecting on where your life went wrong to a point where you're picking things up off the floor of a public bathroom. |
Note to self: Locate a public bathroom where there is time to reflect and then proceed to reflect.
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| Dr. Laker wrote: | | I still have yet to see the new chicken sandwich at Popeye's. |
Likely because you're standing in line at KFC.
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| Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:43 am Post subject: |
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| ElginBaylor wrote: | | Note to self: If you see something on a public bathroom floor, wash your hands after you pick it up. |
What if you didn't use your hands?
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| IPK wrote: | | 20,000 wrote: | Them: the thing I am doing is not working! This is awful!
Me: have you tried doing it the correct way?
Them: Oh, that makes more sense. No, I hadn't tried that.
Me: .... |
Dat condescension tho... |
Well aren't you a clever boy for noticing that?
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