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ThePageDude Star Player
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:26 am Post subject: |
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Ok my "Will work for toilet paper" sign is ready, time to go stand at the intersection. |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:42 am Post subject: |
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I'm wondering how many times I can get food delivered without tipping before they stop coming to my house. _________________ Not a legend |
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Shaber Star Player
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:33 am Post subject: |
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Ohh, 1973... It was such a great year. What a service the world received, happiness that arrived.
All because I was born. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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20,000 Retired Number
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Is it too soon to walk into a Costco and start coughing uncontrollably? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 17104
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.
Good times! _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19864 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:06 am Post subject: |
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Dr. Laker wrote: | Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.
Good times! |
they're out of powdered sugar. they only have the giant bags of cane sugar. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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Shaber Star Player
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3732 Location: The other side
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:37 am Post subject: |
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C M B wrote: | Dr. Laker wrote: | Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.
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they're out of powdered sugar. they only have the giant bags of cane sugar. |
That will do too. Every shop will be happy if you sow large quantities of sugar all over the place. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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ThePageDude Star Player
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 2573
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:30 am Post subject: |
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C M B wrote: | Dr. Laker wrote: | Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.
Good times! |
they're out of powdered sugar. they only have the giant bags of cane sugar. |
Chopping up cane sugar is a win win no? Costco gets to replenish their stock of powdered sugar. |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10775 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:25 am Post subject: |
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So far this "working from home" thing is going swimmingly. The key is to send an email out every few hours to remind people you are, in fact, "working". _________________ Not a legend |
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ThePageDude Star Player
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | So far this "working from home" thing is going swimmingly. The key is to send an email out every few hours to remind people you are, in fact, "working". |
Huh - I've been doing that at the office for years - just remember to write an email rule that sends all employee email to trash if you're the boss. |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90306 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Please delete this virus _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19864 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:43 am Post subject: |
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rainy day menu
choose 1 of
fruit bat french onion
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kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler
or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents) _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10775 Location: Hoosier Nation
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:38 am Post subject: |
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C M B wrote: | rainy day menu
choose 1 of
fruit bat french onion
or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler
or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents) |
So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide. _________________ Not a legend |
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19864 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:23 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | C M B wrote: | rainy day menu
choose 1 of
fruit bat french onion
or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler
or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents) |
So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide. |
I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:22 am Post subject: |
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C M B wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | C M B wrote: | rainy day menu
choose 1 of
fruit bat french onion
or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler
or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents) |
So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide. |
I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave. |
Could I just get a placenta cobbler to go? _________________ Not a legend |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 17104
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:43 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | C M B wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | C M B wrote: | rainy day menu
choose 1 of
fruit bat french onion
or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler
or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents) |
So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide. |
I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave. |
Could I just get a placenta cobbler to go? |
Most places make the fruit bat French onion too sweet - they should use white onions instead of Vidalias to give it some kick. Oh, and more bat blood. _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:54 am Post subject: |
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I am fully stocked up for the next couple of weeks - a few cases of beer, a quarter of killer hybrid, a carton of smokes and a bunch of e-books.
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ThePageDude Star Player
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:45 am Post subject: |
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I just upgraded to a 1200 baud modem to keep up with the increased flow of hearty recipes in this thread. |
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19864 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:56 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | C M B wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | C M B wrote: | rainy day menu
choose 1 of
fruit bat french onion
or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler
or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents) |
So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide. |
I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave. |
Could I just get a placenta cobbler to go? |
Actually, I've just been ordered not to let you leave until you pass a test.
How many tanks do you see in this photograph of three tanks? _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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Hector the Pup wrote: | I am fully stocked up for the next couple of weeks - a few cases of beer, a quarter of killer hybrid, a carton of smokes and a bunch of e-books. |
I've been busy wrapping barbed-wire around my Louisville Slugger. _________________ Not a legend |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
Joined: 25 Jul 2002 Posts: 35946 Location: L.A.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: | I am fully stocked up for the next couple of weeks - a few cases of beer, a quarter of killer hybrid, a carton of smokes and a bunch of e-books. |
I've been busy wrapping barbed-wire around my Louisville Slugger. |
You waited until now to do that? That's the secret behind my decades long pinata win streak. |
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20,000 Retired Number
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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Day 1 of quarantine. No communication with any other human for hours. Are there still people out there? Am I alone? Will I ever see another human again? Day 2 may mean me running out there to find supplies. Hopefully there will be no zombies at the liquor store and Rite-Aid. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ThePageDude Star Player
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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OMG - no one's posted here for 3 whole hours! Am I the only one left alive?! Someone? Anyone? |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:22 am Post subject: |
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Everyone calm the (bleep) down. I've got a Snickers bar that, if I'm careful, can last me maybe a week. _________________ Not a legend |
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