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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:41 am    Post subject:

This whole thing has made me realize that virtual sex is no different than how I usually have sex.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:02 am    Post subject:

I need a dog
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:41 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:11 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.


.. especially right after your post on virtual sex :/
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:24 am    Post subject:

ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.


.. especially right after your post on virtual sex :/


Sounds like a night of Tijuana partying.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:23 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.


.. especially right after your post on virtual sex :/


Sounds like a night of Tijuana partying.


That would.require a donkey and the combination of Insanity, stupidity, and irrational sense of immortality that only occurs in your early 20s.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:00 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.


.. especially right after your post on virtual sex :/


Sounds like a night of Tijuana partying.


That would.require a donkey and the combination of Insanity, stupidity, and irrational sense of immortality that only occurs in your early 20s.


donkeys don't do virtual
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:25 am    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.


.. especially right after your post on virtual sex :/


Sounds like a night of Tijuana partying.


That would.require a donkey and the combination of Insanity, stupidity, and irrational sense of immortality that only occurs in your early 20s.


donkeys don't do virtual


Not even donkeys in their early 20s?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:22 am    Post subject:

ThePageDude wrote:
C M B wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.


.. especially right after your post on virtual sex :/


Sounds like a night of Tijuana partying.


That would.require a donkey and the combination of Insanity, stupidity, and irrational sense of immortality that only occurs in your early 20s.


donkeys don't do virtual


Not even donkeys in their early 20s?

Anything is possible with enough Tequila.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:59 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
C M B wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I need a dog


That's ruff.


.. especially right after your post on virtual sex :/


Sounds like a night of Tijuana partying.


That would.require a donkey and the combination of Insanity, stupidity, and irrational sense of immortality that only occurs in your early 20s.


donkeys don't do virtual


Not even donkeys in their early 20s?

Anything is possible with enough Tequila.


In Tijuana, anything involving donkeys is possible even without tequila.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:03 am    Post subject:

Not true even if it is the truth.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:07 am    Post subject:

Claymation Satan. Remember this on telly as a kid. This was a hard left turn by Mark Twain.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:58 pm    Post subject:

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Claymation Satan. Remember this on telly as a kid. This was a hard left turn by Mark Twain.



This contains one of, if not the single most profound quote/koan I have come across...


"“Life itself is only a vision, a dream."
"Nothing exists; all is a dream. God--man--the world--the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars--a dream, all a dream; they have no existence. Nothing exists save empty space--and you!”
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:33 pm    Post subject:

So I rediscovered the wonderful world of waking and baking. And no I don't mean scones.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:53 pm    Post subject:

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So I rediscovered the wonderful world of waking and baking. And no I don't mean scones.


This song is apropos for you....



enjoy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:04 pm    Post subject:

Murdock wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
So I rediscovered the wonderful world of waking and baking. And no I don't mean scones.


This song is apropos for you....



enjoy


Normally I would berate someone for such a horrible reference but since I've been smoking as often as hobbits eat meals I'm going to let it slide.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:15 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Murdock wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
So I rediscovered the wonderful world of waking and baking. And no I don't mean scones.


This song is apropos for you....



enjoy


Normally I would berate someone for such a horrible reference but since I've been smoking as often as hobbits eat meals I'm going to let it slide.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:32 am    Post subject:

Had a dream that I was at work, only being isolated at work. I had a bed in the breakroom and couldn't go outside, so, yeah, things could always be worse.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 7:34 am    Post subject:

Vibrations due to human activity have decreased by approximately 1/3 rd per Belgian researchers:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-lockdowns-earth-shaking-less-seismic-noise/

What the heck are y'all doing, the missus and I've done all we can so far to shake up the bedroom - and the living room .. and the kitchen .. and the bathroom .. OK OK, fine, we'll get to the garage too for the sake of humanity.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:49 am    Post subject:

took a chance by coming in here. this place is so heavily infested with viruses.

No, not Covid. I meant EB. Keyboardists don't get the cream of the crop after shows.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:50 am    Post subject:

1976. Ah, what a great year!

And then I was born and ruined it all.

You're welcome.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:52 am    Post subject:

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Had a dream that I was at work, only being isolated at work. I had a bed in the breakroom and couldn't go outside, so, yeah, things could always be worse.


I had a dream last night but I forgot what it was
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:22 am    Post subject:

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took a chance by coming in here. this place is so heavily infested with viruses.

No, not Covid. I meant EB. Keyboardists don't get the cream of the crop after shows.

This keyboardist hasn't had any crop for a while now.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:55 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Murdock wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
So I rediscovered the wonderful world of waking and baking. And no I don't mean scones.


This song is apropos for you....



enjoy


Normally I would berate someone for such a horrible reference but since I've been smoking as often as hobbits eat meals I'm going to let it slide.


KCAL 9 used that as an outtro for the pregame of a 92 preseason gm featuring Magic's return. Listen to the lyrics in regard to Magic returning from HIV. It worked.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:46 pm    Post subject:

James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a Green skinned woman?
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