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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:47 pm    Post subject:

Dr. Laker wrote:
James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a woman?

The keyboardist
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:49 pm    Post subject:

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Dr. Laker wrote:
James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a woman?

The keyboardist
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:52 pm    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a woman?

The keyboardist


Kirk was the lead singer/lead guitarist, Bond was the drummer and West was on Bass. Jim Rockford must've been on keys.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:55 pm    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a woman?

The keyboardist
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:57 am    Post subject:

keyboardist jokes never get old.

Meanwhile, keyboardists age quickly and poorly. Go figure.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:16 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
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JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a woman?

The keyboardist
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I see what you did there. Since you're a mod, I trust you'll protect me from the internet monitors and political correctness police.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 7:53 am    Post subject:

You guys are a laugh a minute. A real riot (he says as he sits in his home office surrounded by keyboards and a cat).
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 1:36 pm    Post subject:

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You guys are a laugh a minute. A real riot (he says as he sits in his home office surrounded by keyboards and a cat).


In the likely event that the cat still seems disinterested after multiple shots of tequila check out this recipe for homemade catnip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HHMdmimRQ
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:47 pm    Post subject:

Dr. Laker wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a woman?

The keyboardist
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I see what you did there. Since you're a mod, I trust you'll protect me from the internet monitors and political correctness police.

This thread has been hermetically sealed to prevent everything except stupidity, celibacy, alcoholism, drug abuse, STDs, divorce, keyboard "music" and trout slaps.



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:00 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
James Bond, James T. Kirk or Jim West - which one did NOT sleep with a woman?

The keyboardist


New punchline to replace The Aristocrats!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:04 am    Post subject:

only so many days in a row I can sleep in, sit around in my PJs, watch YouTube all day, eat Cheetos and pizza, and go to bed at 4am, before ..... before.... I forget where I was going with that.

Do I still have any beer left?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:49 am    Post subject:

I decided wine was the better option for quarantine. Seems healthier somehow.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:38 pm    Post subject:

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I decided wine was the better option for quarantine. Seems healthier somehow.


It's sorta like unsweetened grape juice so there you go.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:15 pm    Post subject:

I endorse thin mint Oreos.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:44 pm    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
only so many days in a row I can sleep in, sit around in my PJs, watch YouTube all day, eat Cheetos and pizza, and go to bed at 4am, before ..... before.... I forget where I was going with that.

Do I still have any beer left?

5405 since joining LG.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 4:55 am    Post subject:

phayze one wrote:
I endorse thin mint Oreos.


They have those?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:52 am    Post subject:

phayze one wrote:
I endorse thin mint Oreos.

I’m not familiar with this sexual reference.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:07 am    Post subject:

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I endorse thin mint Oreos.


They have those?

Yes but I was misleading due to laziness.

"I endorse thin Oreos that are mint flavor."
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:07 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
phayze one wrote:
I endorse thin mint Oreos.

I’m not familiar with this sexual reference.

*Runs and jumps into your unsuspecting arms*
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:57 am    Post subject:

phayze one wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
phayze one wrote:
I endorse thin mint Oreos.

I’m not familiar with this sexual reference.

*Runs and jumps into your unsuspecting arms*


Pornhub links please .. or it didn't happen
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:12 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
20,000 wrote:
only so many days in a row I can sleep in, sit around in my PJs, watch YouTube all day, eat Cheetos and pizza, and go to bed at 4am, before ..... before.... I forget where I was going with that.

Do I still have any beer left?

5405 since joining LG.


You brought this on yourself.

Because I don't like any of you.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:44 am    Post subject:

A: Hookers & blow.

Q: [Does the question really matter?]
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:03 am    Post subject:

phayze one wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
phayze one wrote:
I endorse thin mint Oreos.

I’m not familiar with this sexual reference.

*Runs and jumps into your unsuspecting arms*

If You Were Here
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:12 am    Post subject:

happy birthday!

it's no one's birthday today.

Every day is the same now. We are all celebrating birthdays, and at the same time, no one is celebrating birthdays. Happy birthday, dammit
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:41 pm    Post subject:

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happy birthday!

it's no one's birthday today.

Every day is the same now. We are all celebrating birthdays, and at the same time, no one is celebrating birthdays. Happy birthday, dammit


Come on.
My nephew had a birthday yesterday. We celebrated over Skype.
Bourbon, whiskey, brandy, cognac, and that, what is that creamy stuff they drink that is too sweet...
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