Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 20351 Location: Are you a bad enough dude to read my posts?
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:56 am Post subject:
C M B wrote:
Brandon98 wrote:
a barely-legal stripper
Legal in which state?
All states acceptable, but just shoe away from the 2-for-1 deal when you hit Mexico to grab the tequila. An operation of this caliber requires Daddy issues from the good ole' U.S. of A.
Plus I'd like to avoid monetary conversions of pesos to singles while we're all 7 shots in.
Well guys, I think I found the one. It's only the beginning, but I have a feeling about her. She seems special.
Quote:
Hi.
What's up? Excuse me in advance if I have disturbed you, I would like to exchange Email
with you. I hope, that the correspondence between us will proceed, and it is interesting
to you to read my letter. I at all do not know where to begin.
Well, my name - Elena, as you to know. You can name me as you like. I shall not be
disappointed. To me of 30 years. I never tried to describe to someone my character in the
letter. I can describe the individuality as the solar, active, frank sincere person. I
the kind person though at the same time I am a proud woman. I always appreciated
sincerity, honesty and frankness. I hope, that our correspondence will proceed. In the
following letter I was would like to read more about you, your way of life. I send you my
photo. I hope that to you to like and we can get acquainted more well.
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90307 Location: Formerly Known As 24
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:14 am Post subject:
She's solar and you can rename her? Perfection! _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel
Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Posts: 20510 Location: UCLA -> NY
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:35 pm Post subject:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Well guys, I think I found the one. It's only the beginning, but I have a feeling about her. She seems special.
Quote:
Hi.
What's up? Excuse me in advance if I have disturbed you, I would like to exchange Email
with you. I hope, that the correspondence between us will proceed, and it is interesting
to you to read my letter. I at all do not know where to begin.
Well, my name - Elena, as you to know. You can name me as you like. I shall not be
disappointed. To me of 30 years. I never tried to describe to someone my character in the
letter. I can describe the individuality as the solar, active, frank sincere person. I
the kind person though at the same time I am a proud woman. I always appreciated
sincerity, honesty and frankness. I hope, that our correspondence will proceed. In the
following letter I was would like to read more about you, your way of life. I send you my
photo. I hope that to you to like and we can get acquainted more well.
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3732 Location: The other side
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:24 pm Post subject:
rwongega wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Well guys, I think I found the one. It's only the beginning, but I have a feeling about her. She seems special.
Quote:
Hi.
What's up? Excuse me in advance if I have disturbed you, I would like to exchange Email
with you. I hope, that the correspondence between us will proceed, and it is interesting
to you to read my letter. I at all do not know where to begin.
Well, my name - Elena, as you to know. You can name me as you like. I shall not be
disappointed. To me of 30 years. I never tried to describe to someone my character in the
letter. I can describe the individuality as the solar, active, frank sincere person. I
the kind person though at the same time I am a proud woman. I always appreciated
sincerity, honesty and frankness. I hope, that our correspondence will proceed. In the
following letter I was would like to read more about you, your way of life. I send you my
photo. I hope that to you to like and we can get acquainted more well.
Yours faithfully, Elena
Blah blah blah. Translation: me love you long time. Deal.
No measures? And where's the picture? No Deal. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan
Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 10775 Location: Hoosier Nation
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:29 am Post subject:
s_habe wrote:
rwongega wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Well guys, I think I found the one. It's only the beginning, but I have a feeling about her. She seems special.
Quote:
Hi.
What's up? Excuse me in advance if I have disturbed you, I would like to exchange Email
with you. I hope, that the correspondence between us will proceed, and it is interesting
to you to read my letter. I at all do not know where to begin.
Well, my name - Elena, as you to know. You can name me as you like. I shall not be
disappointed. To me of 30 years. I never tried to describe to someone my character in the
letter. I can describe the individuality as the solar, active, frank sincere person. I
the kind person though at the same time I am a proud woman. I always appreciated
sincerity, honesty and frankness. I hope, that our correspondence will proceed. In the
following letter I was would like to read more about you, your way of life. I send you my
photo. I hope that to you to like and we can get acquainted more well.
Yours faithfully, Elena
Blah blah blah. Translation: me love you long time. Deal.
No measures? And where's the picture? No Deal.
I don't know. Frank would be a deal breaker for me but maybe you're into that kind of freaky stuff. _________________ Not a legend
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19866 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:40 am Post subject:
I took care of that part...can you guys recommend a good toothpaste? Preferably one that's good at removing camel's blood. Also do you know how to stop a camel from bleeding? Don't everybody help me out at once now.
Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 29999 Location: Likely nowhere near you
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:55 pm Post subject:
Don't toss that dead camel just yet, it's still good for some things. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.'
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90307 Location: Formerly Known As 24
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:30 pm Post subject:
Ive never understood how some dudes translating the ravings of some other dudes from centuries earlier about things no one has seen or has any evidence for wanting us all to not eat for a certain twenty four hour period has modern, otherwise well adjusted people going, "yeah, that makes total sense". _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel
Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 3732 Location: The other side
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:10 pm Post subject:
24 wrote:
Ive never understood how some dudes translating the ravings of some other dudes from centuries earlier about things no one has seen or has any evidence for wanting us all to not eat for a certain twenty four hour period has modern, otherwise well adjusted people going, "yeah, that makes total sense".
That makes total sense. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan
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