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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:32 am    Post subject:

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Did someone say circumcision?


Is today your 13th birthday?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:23 am    Post subject:

24 wrote:
Ive never understood how some dudes translating the ravings of some other dudes from centuries earlier about things no one has seen or has any evidence for wanting us all to not eat for a certain twenty four hour period has modern, otherwise well adjusted people going, "yeah, that makes total sense".


In this case, it's just something I do. It allows me to justify the total pig I make out of myself and as a bonus, a glass of wine after not eating is kind of fun.

Not really that big of a deal though. When you think about it, it's just skipping breakfast and lunch.

Most of the other stuff I never even bother with. No bacon? No mixing meat and dairy? Screw that.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:53 pm    Post subject:

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Beer doesn't count as food, so I can drink it after sundown Friday night until sundown on Saturday.

Of course, I won't be doing that the whole time because it would be kinda bad.

Not that I know that from experience or anything.


It doesn't?!

That's bullsip.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:18 pm    Post subject:

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Did someone say circumcision?


Mazel tov.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:41 pm    Post subject:

Yesterday I was facebook poked for the first time. She seemed like a nice girl and we had a friend in common, albeit one I have not seen nor spoken to in years.

I messaged back just for the hell of it since we both live in LA.

Turns out that she's 24, is a model and does part time social event planning. There seemed to be some really good back and forth in our messaging. A bit young for me? Yes, but I think our bond is strong enough to break through such barriers.

Apparently she is entered in a modeling contest that would give her modeling experience based on the number of votes she gets and she was willing to send me some pictures in exchange for my vote. That's where the problems began. I told her that I was too busy working out a banking deal with a friend of mine in Somalia, and to make matters worse, I was actually participating in the same modeling contest. I offered to exchange a vote for her for a vote for me but for some reason that confused her.

I'm hoping we can work through this and get to a point where our love can truly blossom. Otherwise, I'm going back to the chick who will let me give her any name I want.

Love is truly complicated.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:49 pm    Post subject:

If you're going to fall for a scam, always go with the one who let's you name her. That's just all kinds of win, and almost worth just wiring her the money up front and getting it over with.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:54 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Yesterday I was facebook poked for the first time. She seemed like a nice girl and we had a friend in common, albeit one I have not seen nor spoken to in years.

I messaged back just for the hell of it since we both live in LA.

Turns out that she's 24, is a model and does part time social event planning. There seemed to be some really good back and forth in our messaging. A bit young for me? Yes, but I think our bond is strong enough to break through such barriers.

Apparently she is entered in a modeling contest that would give her modeling experience based on the number of votes she gets and she was willing to send me some pictures in exchange for my vote. That's where the problems began. I told her that I was too busy working out a banking deal with a friend of mine in Somalia, and to make matters worse, I was actually participating in the same modeling contest. I offered to exchange a vote for her for a vote for me but for some reason that confused her.

I'm hoping we can work through this and get to a point where our love can truly blossom. Otherwise, I'm going back to the chick who will let me give her any name I want.

Love is truly complicated.


I thought 24 was male?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:25 pm    Post subject:

rwongega wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Yesterday I was facebook poked for the first time. She seemed like a nice girl and we had a friend in common, albeit one I have not seen nor spoken to in years.

I messaged back just for the hell of it since we both live in LA.

Turns out that she's 24, is a model and does part time social event planning. There seemed to be some really good back and forth in our messaging. A bit young for me? Yes, but I think our bond is strong enough to break through such barriers.

Apparently she is entered in a modeling contest that would give her modeling experience based on the number of votes she gets and she was willing to send me some pictures in exchange for my vote. That's where the problems began. I told her that I was too busy working out a banking deal with a friend of mine in Somalia, and to make matters worse, I was actually participating in the same modeling contest. I offered to exchange a vote for her for a vote for me but for some reason that confused her.

I'm hoping we can work through this and get to a point where our love can truly blossom. Otherwise, I'm going back to the chick who will let me give her any name I want.

Love is truly complicated.


I thought 24 was male?


You can pick my gender
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:05 pm    Post subject:

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I messaged back just for the hell of it since we both live in LA.


My English is not that good, perhaps you meant "I massaged her back"?

After all, since you both live in LA that would be a natural thing to do.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:27 am    Post subject:

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Hector the Pup wrote:
I messaged back just for the hell of it since we both live in LA.


My English is not that good, perhaps you meant "I massaged her back"?

After all, since you both live in LA that would be a natural thing to do.


Not certain about that virgin of the story. It screws up the Pharrell song ending.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:48 pm    Post subject:

Palindrome? Palindrome.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:28 am    Post subject:

Travel back in time
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:24 am    Post subject:

Note to advertising industry...more porn in your fast food ads.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:40 am    Post subject:

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Travel back in time



my mind has been (bleep) with.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:50 pm    Post subject:

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Note to advertising industry...more porn in your fast food ads.


I don't think McDonalds got it right.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:45 am    Post subject:

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more porn


That's all I read.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:25 am    Post subject:

So long short shorts, hello leggings.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:35 am    Post subject:

Not out here. I'm still waiting for it to get down to the 70's.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:39 am    Post subject:

That would be frustrating. Of course in a few months anything over 50 will seem tropical.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:28 pm    Post subject:

I figured a college library was a safe place to avoid distractions such as crying babies and blasted hip-hop music, but uh hey, what the (bleep) do I know?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:50 am    Post subject:

Carolina pulled pork is a wonderful thing.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:41 pm    Post subject:

I think I need to go home and pull some pork
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:00 pm    Post subject:

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I figured a college library was a safe place to avoid distractions such as crying babies and blasted hip-hop music, but uh hey, what the (bleep) do I know?


Actually, it makes sense. Your best bet should be a college lecture hall when there's a lecture going on.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:04 pm    Post subject:

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go home


That's all I read.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:24 pm    Post subject:

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I think I need to go home and pull some pork


Weenie roast!
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