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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:48 am    Post subject:

Watched someone take 3 minutes to parallel park.

First minute was amusing.

Second minute was sort of sad.

After that, I almost wanted to yank the guy out of the car and park it my damn self.

When he finally did get it parked, I was tempted to do the slow clap.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:10 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Watched someone take 3 minutes to parallel park.

First minute was amusing.

Second minute was sort of sad.

After that, I almost wanted to yank the guy out of the car and park it my damn self.

When he finally did get it parked, I was tempted to do the slow clap.


Try living in a college town.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:26 am    Post subject:

I'm home alone.

Could that ever end well?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:31 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Watched someone take 3 minutes to parallel park.

First minute was amusing.

Second minute was sort of sad.

After that, I almost wanted to yank the guy out of the car and park it my damn self.

When he finally did get it parked, I was tempted to do the slow clap.


Try living in a college town.


Kind of like this?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:14 pm    Post subject:

I think it's time for a new job. I can't stand to look at anyone here.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:58 pm    Post subject:

s_habe wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Watched someone take 3 minutes to parallel park.

First minute was amusing.

Second minute was sort of sad.

After that, I almost wanted to yank the guy out of the car and park it my damn self.

When he finally did get it parked, I was tempted to do the slow clap.


Try living in a college town.


Kind of like this?


Or this.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:36 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
s_habe wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Watched someone take 3 minutes to parallel park.

First minute was amusing.

Second minute was sort of sad.

After that, I almost wanted to yank the guy out of the car and park it my damn self.

When he finally did get it parked, I was tempted to do the slow clap.


Try living in a college town.


Kind of like this?


Or this.


Intolerable.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:49 am    Post subject:

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I think it's time for a new job. I can't stand to look at anyone here.


I'm sure they will disapprove your departure.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:17 am    Post subject:

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In case you've forgotten what kind of talent we're rubbing elbows with in here.


That is some good stuff right there.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 10:17 pm    Post subject:

Almost got to page 2 bump
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:36 pm    Post subject:

Nearly Page 2 Bump? Where you slackers been? Can't expect me to do all the work.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:37 pm    Post subject:

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Nearly Page 2 Bump? Where you slackers been? Can't expect me to do all the work.


Why not?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:48 am    Post subject:

Is there any food that's better than free food?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:19 pm    Post subject:

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Is there any food that's better than free food?


It wasn't really free if you had to put in the effort of digging through the trash.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:58 pm    Post subject:

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Is there any food that's better than free food?


Yes. Non-poisoned and unspoiled food, and anything that doesn't involve tofu.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:15 pm    Post subject:

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Is there any food that's better than free food?


When it's hand delivered to your mouth by a supermodel.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:43 pm    Post subject:

Unrelated to the previous post, if I see you walk out of the bathroom and it is clear that you did not wash your hands, do not expect me to shake your hand ever and do not under any circumstances touch anything of mine under penalty of death, you sick disgusting animal.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:37 pm    Post subject:

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Is there any food that's better than free food?


A lot of food. My teenage son would reply.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:30 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Unrelated to the previous post, if I see you walk out of the bathroom and it is clear that you did not wash your hands, do not expect me to shake your hand ever and do not under any circumstances touch anything of mine under penalty of death, you sick disgusting animal.


Would you prefer I handle your food and medicine?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:48 am    Post subject:

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Hector the Pup wrote:
Unrelated to the previous post, if I see you walk out of the bathroom and it is clear that you did not wash your hands, do not expect me to shake your hand ever and do not under any circumstances touch anything of mine under penalty of death, you sick disgusting animal.


Would you prefer I handle your food and medicine?


I would prefer that you stay on the other side of the interwebs where you belong.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:39 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
rwongega wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Unrelated to the previous post, if I see you walk out of the bathroom and it is clear that you did not wash your hands, do not expect me to shake your hand ever and do not under any circumstances touch anything of mine under penalty of death, you sick disgusting animal.


Would you prefer I handle your food and medicine?


I would prefer that you stay on the other side of the interwebs where you belong.


I'm coming over.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:52 am    Post subject:

Blech!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:09 pm    Post subject:

Saving a thread from page 2.

I'm a hero!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:38 pm    Post subject:

Palindromicalisious.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 12:55 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Unrelated to the previous post, if I see you walk out of the bathroom and it is clear that you did not wash your hands, do not expect me to shake your hand ever and do not under any circumstances touch anything of mine under penalty of death, you sick disgusting animal.


Does this rule apply if the bathroom user's arms are paralyzed via trauma to the spinal cord?
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