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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Having fun with the lady friend, suddenly hear the dog yelp outside. My mind starts worrying, he never barks. There is a skunk in the neighborhood every night. 5 seconds later, the smell of skunk through the windows. We check on him, he got it worse. Now the whole house stinks, the lady is bathing him, and we have to sleep elsewhere (our bedroom is on the first floor, so road trip upstairs!).
Worst part, she got hers, and I never got mine. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I really needed one of these.
_________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:10 am Post subject: |
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encina1 wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: |
Not terrible execution, but I was distracted by thinking of someone running around the hood playing with Sesame Street dolls and filming it. Whoever it is must have gotten some looks at the very least. |
It was this guy |
Let's all collectively weep for humanity. _________________ Not a legend |
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:39 am Post subject: |
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ElginBaylor wrote: | encina1 wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: |
Not terrible execution, but I was distracted by thinking of someone running around the hood playing with Sesame Street dolls and filming it. Whoever it is must have gotten some looks at the very least. |
It was this guy |
Let's all collectively weep for humanity. |
We are weeping because that was the apex of our existence, and there is nothing we can ever do that will come close? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:40 am Post subject: |
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Huey Lewis & The News wrote: | encina1 wrote: |
Worst part, she got hers, and I never got mine. |
heeeeere skunky skunky skunky |
_________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Hector the Pup Retired Number
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:37 am Post subject: |
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encina1 wrote: | ElginBaylor wrote: | encina1 wrote: | Hector the Pup wrote: |
Not terrible execution, but I was distracted by thinking of someone running around the hood playing with Sesame Street dolls and filming it. Whoever it is must have gotten some looks at the very least. |
It was this guy |
Let's all collectively weep for humanity. |
We are weeping because that was the apex of our existence, and there is nothing we can ever do that will come close? |
That might have been close to the apex, but this one took us....over the top. |
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:33 am Post subject: |
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You are in academia. Your productivity is negative, parasite.
You taking this four hours is a long awaited relief to all honest taxpayers. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
PG Johnson / Goodrich
SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
PF Mikkelsen / Hairston / McAdoo / Gasol
C Chamberlain / Abdul-Jabbar / O'Neal / Mikan |
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Shaber wrote: |
You are in academia. Your productivity is negative, parasite.
You taking this four hours is a long awaited relief to all honest taxpayers. |
Academia is great. I think I need a raise. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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rwongega wrote: | encina1 wrote: | Shaber wrote: |
You are in academia. Your productivity is negative, parasite.
You taking this four hours is a long awaited relief to all honest taxpayers. |
Academia is great. I think I need a raise. |
Wait, I thought that's what happens when you see college freshmen on campus? |
Monster!
I wait for sophomores. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Which reminds me how my father unexpectedly walked in when me and some of my friends were trying to clean up the place after an ... eventful evening.
He looked surprised. _________________ .
Lakers depth chart
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SG Bryant / West / Scott
SF Baylor / Worthy / Cooper
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:28 am Post subject: |
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Who's ready to be blinded by the sun?
And be inundated with Total Eclipse of the Sun video links?
Because I'm such a nice guy. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:02 am Post subject: |
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encina1 wrote: | Who's ready to be blinded by the sun?
And be inundated with Total Eclipse of the Sun video links?
Because I'm such a nice guy. |
Back when music videos really had meaning. _________________ Not a legend |
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:43 am Post subject: |
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encina1 wrote: | Who's ready to be blinded by the sun?
And be inundated with Total Eclipse of the Sun video links?
Because I'm such a nice guy. |
Bonnie Tyler, that's who. _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:45 am Post subject: |
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A big fat meh.
I didn't even step outside. I didn't want the gods to rain ash and brimstone down on me. _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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ElginBaylor Franchise Player
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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encina1 wrote: | A big fat meh.
I didn't even step outside. I didn't want the gods to rain ash and brimstone down on me. |
You probably couldn't tell much of a difference between the eclipsed sun and what you normally call sunlight up there in Michigan. _________________ Not a legend |
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