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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:46 am    Post subject:

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How often is it OK to apply for a new job?


Depends. If you're a drug dealer or sex trafficker you might not want to draw too much attention to yourself. Any other profession you might question your life choices.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:48 am    Post subject:

I understand the plight of vegetarians at Thanksgiving, but for god's sake, tofurkey should be illegal.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:47 am    Post subject:

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I have found that they sort of tune you out after you submit your resume for the 30th time in a week. To be fair though, I did list persistence as one of my strengths.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:28 pm    Post subject:

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How often is it OK to apply for a new job?


I have found that they sort of tune you out after you submit your resume for the 30th time in a week. To be fair though, I did list persistence as one of my strengths.


That's interesting. Totally uncalled for.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:51 am    Post subject:

31 December 2017 will be the last time everyone born before 2000 is legal, and everyone born 2000 and beyond will still be underage.

Remember this as you go party, EB.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:30 am    Post subject:

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31 December 2017 will be the last time everyone born before 2000 is legal, and everyone born 2000 and beyond will still be underage.

Remember this as you go party, EB.


Why would they become illegal after that?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:45 am    Post subject:

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31 December 2017 will be the last time everyone born before 2000 is legal, and everyone born 2000 and beyond will still be underage.

Remember this as you go party, EB.


Why would they become illegal after that?


Because we have confirmed pedophiles in office who don't like their victims being too old.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:41 am    Post subject:

Leftovers are good, right? That way I don't have to pack lunch for tomorrow? What if said leftovers are from a crappy Chinese restaurant? Is it still good?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:42 am    Post subject:

What if someone were at a Chinese restaurant, and the table next to you left. Well, the people at the table. The table itself remained.

And they left a spring roll untouched. Is it bad form to reach over and eat it?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:48 am    Post subject:

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What if someone were at a Chinese restaurant, and the table next to you left. Well, the people at the table. The table itself remained.

And they left a spring roll untouched. Is it bad form to reach over and eat it?


Jake and Elwood wouldn't have a problem with it.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:56 am    Post subject:

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What if someone were at a Chinese restaurant, and the table next to you left. Well, the people at the table. The table itself remained.

And they left a spring roll untouched. Is it bad form to reach over and eat it?


Jake and Elwood wouldn't have a problem with it.

Not when there are starving children in this world.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:44 pm    Post subject:

What's this? Everyone trying to use up their vacation days?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:04 pm    Post subject:

Well how's this for a palindrome? Calling Jesus!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:03 pm    Post subject:

I used the overland exit off of the 10 for the first time in my life today
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:40 pm    Post subject:

Fine. I'll show up on Friday, but one of you bozos has to cover the weekend shift.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:51 pm    Post subject:

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I used the overland exit off of the 10 for the first time in my life today

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:57 am    Post subject:

And here we go.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:21 am    Post subject:

It's a Pixies type of morning.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:01 pm    Post subject:

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Fine. I'll show up on Friday, but one of you bozos has to cover the weekend shift.


Whoops.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:16 pm    Post subject:

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Fine. I'll show up on Friday, but one of you bozos has to cover the weekend shift.


Whoops.


Looks like we're going to be docking someone's pay.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:04 pm    Post subject:

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rwongega wrote:
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Fine. I'll show up on Friday, but one of you bozos has to cover the weekend shift.


Whoops.


Looks like we're going to be docking someone's pay.


Uhm....my grandpa died?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 7:22 am    Post subject:

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ElginBaylor wrote:
rwongega wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Fine. I'll show up on Friday, but one of you bozos has to cover the weekend shift.


Whoops.


Looks like we're going to be docking someone's pay.


Uhm....my grandpa died?


Again?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:00 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
rwongega wrote:
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Fine. I'll show up on Friday, but one of you bozos has to cover the weekend shift.


Whoops.


Looks like we're going to be docking someone's pay.


Uhm....my grandpa died?


Again?


Yes.

I'm telling you, it's really tough dealing with it. I thought the first decade would have soothed it, but the second decade has been even tougher than I would have imagined.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:01 am    Post subject:

It's a Beatles type of morning.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:03 am    Post subject:

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