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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2018 1:30 pm    Post subject:

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Someone walks into your office and offers you a store bought oatmeal raisin cookie. What is the proper response?


Cobble it up like the cookie monster without realizing that it has sucked all of the moisture from your mouth and you have yet to swallow.
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got milk?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:13 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Someone walks into your office and offers you a store bought oatmeal raisin cookie. What is the proper response?


Cobble it up like the cookie monster without realizing that it has sucked all of the moisture from your mouth and you have yet to swallow.
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got milk?


Milk might have helped. Also a few bong hits.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:41 am    Post subject:

What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:46 am    Post subject:

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What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?


we don't use the metric system here, commie
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:12 am    Post subject:

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What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?


a metric effton.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:24 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?


a metric effton.


a (bleep) tonne
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 8:34 am    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
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What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?


we don't use the metric system here, commie


Com-pound
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 9:18 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?


we don't use the metric system here, commie


Com-pound

Nyet comrade
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 11:45 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?


we don't use the metric system here, commie


Com-pound

(Bleep)Nyet (Bleep) com(Bleep)rah(Bleep)de(Bleep)(Bleep)(Bleep)

Fixed
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:39 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
What's the metric equivalent of a crap ton?


a metric effton.


a (bleep) tonne




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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:40 am    Post subject:

Freezing temperatures and snow. That must mean winter.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:44 am    Post subject:

I know. It's mid 60's and raining a little bit.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:58 am    Post subject:

Time for some Christmas music.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:39 am    Post subject:

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I know. It's mid 60's and raining a little bit.


THIS IS THE STORM OF THE CENTURY !
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:18 pm    Post subject:

Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:11 am    Post subject:

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Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me?


We'd be happy to see you, but you are nowhere to be seen.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:14 am    Post subject:

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Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me?


Happy holidays my dear lady.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:07 am    Post subject:

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phayze one wrote:
Was that hail on my roof or are you guys just happy to see me?


Happy holidays my dear lady.


I'm going to piggy back onto this holiday greeting.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:04 am    Post subject:

Shout out to all of the survivors of the storm of the...month. Never forget. Thoughts and prayers.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 10:23 am    Post subject:

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Shout out to all of the survivors of the storm of the...month. Never forget. Thoughts and prayers.


I'm actually embarrassed for anyone watching that video.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:08 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Shout out to all of the survivors of the storm of the...month. Never forget. Thoughts and prayers.


I'm actually embarrassed for anyone watching that video.


What? No happy old memories?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:40 am    Post subject:

Palindrome post.


On my way to Zagreb. I won't even ask for suggestions.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:17 am    Post subject:

I have to ask. Why the hell is weezer getting so much play for a note for note cover of Africa? I just don't get it. They're not bringing anything new to the table.

And it's December. That means I have to beat the crap out of anyone playing a certain Mariah Carey song. Time to polish the brass knuckles.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:21 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
Palindrome post.


On my way to Zagreb. I won't even ask for suggestions.


They.do.have that sweet McDonald's Croatian big .mac.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:40 am    Post subject:

Last week, I dropped off a return package at Walgreen's because they do Fedex Ground pickups. The next day I tracked it and saw that it had been marked for "Pending Pickup" - as if I was expecting the package and had it delivered to/held at Walgreen's. I have until tomorrow to claim it. But, it's not even my package? It's Bed, Bath, and Beyond's package.

I am far too lazy to go back over to Walgreen's and set them straight. Please let them figure out their own mistake...please...
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