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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:57 am    Post subject:

Me, last night:

you're mine now, beets



Me, this morning:

WHO MURDERED THE INSIDE OF MY BODY!!@
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:56 am    Post subject:

Unless you know someone named beets, there is no way that sentence should ever be spoken.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:45 am    Post subject:

I make my own beets.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:57 am    Post subject:

Got cold. Why does it always coincide with weekends? Should use corporate time to be ill, personal time should be for fun.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 3:07 pm    Post subject:

No wine this weekend, but did have some mead. Eh, I prefer beer and wine.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 12:08 am    Post subject:

Coinciding national independence day and my condition led to me settling for some traditional medicine. Vodka weekend. Cures everything.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 9:35 am    Post subject:

Saturday I felt like getting a cheeseburger from Carls Jr. No ration behind it. That's just what I wanted. The one in Santa Monica is gone.

Sunday I just wanted my favorite hangover cure. A giant plate of chili fries from Big Tomy's on Sawtelle. It's gone.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:42 am    Post subject:

And to make matters worse, I have to drag this damn thing back from page 2??
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 12:03 pm    Post subject:

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And to make matters worse, I have to drag this damn thing back from page 2??

At least you have something to do.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 12:10 pm    Post subject:

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And to make matters worse, I have to drag this damn thing back from page 2??


Makes you question people's priorities.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:15 am    Post subject:

I would like to state emphatically that I have never had any contact with Roger Stone.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:21 am    Post subject:

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I would like to state emphatically that I have never had any contact with Roger Stone.


Closest I've come is watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit while stoned.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:50 am    Post subject:

Grünkohl-Kasseler-Auflauf for lunch. Whatever that means.

Tasted good, although the cook had let it get burned a bit too much.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:35 pm    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
Grünkohl-Kasseler-Auflauf for lunch. Whatever that means.

Tasted good, although the cook had let it get burned a bit too much.


German for squirrel?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:33 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
Grünkohl-Kasseler-Auflauf for lunch. Whatever that means.

Tasted good, although the cook had let it get burned a bit too much.


German for squirrel?


Squirrels for Germans?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 12:25 pm    Post subject:

WTF? I had to blow off two meetings today to rescue this from page 2. I'm bushed.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:28 pm    Post subject:

There is so much I can forgive a hotel if they only serve good bacon and eggs.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:01 am    Post subject:

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There is so much I can forgive a hotel if they only serve good bacon and eggs.


You'd think bacon and eggs would be a hard thing to (bleep) up, although I found a waffle house once on a marathon road trip that did a pretty good job of it.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:51 am    Post subject:

That's actually quite impressive.

It takes more effort to screw up bacon and eggs than it takes to at least make them tolerable.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:45 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
That's actually quite impressive.

It takes more effort to screw up bacon and eggs than it takes to at least make them tolerable.


The whole thing was disgusting. After driving 15 hours straight all I wanted was some (bleep) bacon, eggs, and coffee. Considering you see Waffle Houses like every 5 miles when you're traveling the interstates and not being exactly flush with funds, I finally decided to stop at one. Let me tell you; the coffee tasted like dishwater, the bacon might as well have been made out of cardboard, in fact the eggs might have been reconstituted from dry wall paste. Now you might say, "Hey, it's a Waffle House. You should have gotten the waffles." Well let me tell you, my kids ordered waffles and they would have been better off with bacon and eggs. I won't even go into the service and the fact that the waitress looked like she had a second job as a meth whore. Never in my life would I have imagined that compared to this place, Denny's seemed like (bleep) Disneyland.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 12:20 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
That's actually quite impressive.

It takes more effort to screw up bacon and eggs than it takes to at least make them tolerable.


The whole thing was disgusting. After driving 15 hours straight all I wanted was some (bleep) bacon, eggs, and coffee. Considering you see Waffle Houses like every 5 miles when you're traveling the interstates and not being exactly flush with funds, I finally decided to stop at one. Let me tell you; the coffee tasted like dishwater, the bacon might as well have been made out of cardboard, in fact the eggs might have been reconstituted from dry wall paste. Now you might say, "Hey, it's a Waffle House. You should have gotten the waffles." Well let me tell you, my kids ordered waffles and they would have been better off with bacon and eggs. I won't even go into the service and fact that the waitress looked like she had a second job as a meth whore. Never in my life would I have imagined that compared to this place, Denny's seemed like (bleep) Disneyland.
Ditched work on Wednesday to take my kids to Disneyland on for my daughter’s birthday. Didn’t get any bacon and eggs, though.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:34 am    Post subject:

OK, I guess it is my turn .... to pull this back to the page 1.



Had a hamburger in Hamburg airport. A place called Bettie's. The Burger was OK, but the appearance of the staff made it perfectly clear this is the last place where they want to be. Seems like a recurring theme with staff serving burgers.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:43 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
OK, I guess it is my turn .... to pull this back to the page 1.



Had a hamburger in Hamburg airport. A place called Bettie's. The Burger was OK, but the appearance of the staff made it perfectly clear this is the last place where they want to be. Seems like a recurring theme with staff serving burgers.


tomorrow you should have a berliner at berlin schonefeld airport

then the next day have a frankfurter at frankfurt airport and eat some black forest ham in the black forest and then drive to brunswick to eat some brunswick stew


then go to chicago and have some polish sausage
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:44 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
That's actually quite impressive.

It takes more effort to screw up bacon and eggs than it takes to at least make them tolerable.


The whole thing was disgusting. After driving 15 hours straight all I wanted was some (bleep) bacon, eggs, and coffee. Considering you see Waffle Houses like every 5 miles when you're traveling the interstates and not being exactly flush with funds, I finally decided to stop at one. Let me tell you; the coffee tasted like dishwater, the bacon might as well have been made out of cardboard, in fact the eggs might have been reconstituted from dry wall paste. Now you might say, "Hey, it's a Waffle House. You should have gotten the waffles." Well let me tell you, my kids ordered waffles and they would have been better off with bacon and eggs. I won't even go into the service and the fact that the waitress looked like she had a second job as a meth whore. Never in my life would I have imagined that compared to this place, Denny's seemed like (bleep) Disneyland.


Do you think a sprinkle of meth would've improved the food or not? I wonder how your reaction would've changed in this hypo.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:49 pm    Post subject:

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Shaber wrote:
OK, I guess it is my turn .... to pull this back to the page 1.



Had a hamburger in Hamburg airport. A place called Bettie's. The Burger was OK, but the appearance of the staff made it perfectly clear this is the last place where they want to be. Seems like a recurring theme with staff serving burgers.


tomorrow you should have a berliner at berlin schonefeld airport

then the next day have a frankfurter at frankfurt airport and eat some black forest ham in the black forest and then drive to brunswick to eat some brunswick stew


Then go to Bologna, Italy and have a baloney sang.

Virginia has hams named after Virginia, but they're from Virginia.
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