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PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 11:45 pm    Post subject:

They have a massage parlour in Hamburg airport.
And not some kind of set of chairs, but a real thing.
Real hands doing real work.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:07 am    Post subject:

non-player zealot wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Shaber wrote:
OK, I guess it is my turn .... to pull this back to the page 1.



Had a hamburger in Hamburg airport. A place called Bettie's. The Burger was OK, but the appearance of the staff made it perfectly clear this is the last place where they want to be. Seems like a recurring theme with staff serving burgers.


tomorrow you should have a berliner at berlin schonefeld airport

then the next day have a frankfurter at frankfurt airport and eat some black forest ham in the black forest and then drive to brunswick to eat some brunswick stew


Then go to Bologna, Italy and have a baloney sang.

Virginia has hams named after Virginia, but they're from Virginia.


animal mother can be a rabid buffalo

i'll be general custer!

who'll be the indians?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:04 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
They have a massage parlour in Hamburg airport.
And not some kind of set of chairs, but a real thing.
Real hands doing real work.


Rub and tug?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:54 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
They have a massage parlour in Hamburg airport.
And not some kind of set of chairs, but a real thing.
Real hands doing real work.


Rub and tug?

No worries if you arrive early.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:17 am    Post subject:

Page 2 is not where this goes, people!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:18 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
They have a massage parlour in Hamburg airport.
And not some kind of set of chairs, but a real thing.
Real hands doing real work.


Rub and tug?

No worries if you arrive early.


Sex is like a job interview. I always arrive early.

Page 2 bump.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 11:00 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
They have a massage parlour in Hamburg airport.
And not some kind of set of chairs, but a real thing.
Real hands doing real work.


Rub and tug?

No worries if you arrive early.


Sex is like a job interview. I always arrive early.

Page 2 bump.


The masseurs were all male, though. In case you care.
All the clients I saw were male too... Go figure.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 1:17 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
They have a massage parlour in Hamburg airport.
And not some kind of set of chairs, but a real thing.
Real hands doing real work.


Rub and tug?

No worries if you arrive early.


Sex is like a job interview. I always arrive early.

Page 2 bump.


The masseurs were all male, though. In case you care.
All the clients I saw were male too... Go figure.


we have that service in our aiports but we have to take off our shoes and belts
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:22 am    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Shaber wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
They have a massage parlour in Hamburg airport.
And not some kind of set of chairs, but a real thing.
Real hands doing real work.


Rub and tug?

No worries if you arrive early.


Sex is like a job interview. I always arrive early.

Page 2 bump.


The masseurs were all male, though. In case you care.
All the clients I saw were male too... Go figure.


we have that service in our aiports but we have to take off our shoes and belts


Now you're getting kinky.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 8:21 am    Post subject:

I want chicken noodle soup.

Hold the chicken.

Hold the noodles.

Hold the broth.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 5:21 pm    Post subject:

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I want chicken noodle soup.

Hold the chicken.

Hold the noodles.

Hold the broth.


Where shall I hold it?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:21 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
20,000 wrote:
I want chicken noodle soup.

Hold the chicken.

Hold the noodles.

Hold the broth.


Where shall I hold it?


Isn't that what got you probation the last time?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:12 am    Post subject:

Watch this. Happy little video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:28 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
20,000 wrote:
I want chicken noodle soup.

Hold the chicken.

Hold the noodles.

Hold the broth.


Where shall I hold it?


Isn't that what got you probation the last time?


Is that a Michael Jackson joke?

How juvenile of you.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:01 am    Post subject:

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Watch this. Happy little video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs


That's not at all disturbing.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:53 am    Post subject:

What would be the best way to spend a rainy Saturday?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:45 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
non-player zealot wrote:
Watch this. Happy little video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs


That's not at all disturbing.


still less disturbing than this
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:19 am    Post subject:

You expect me to watch this place all weekend?

Fine, in that case I will leave you with this gem
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 11:46 pm    Post subject:

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You expect me to watch this place all weekend?

Fine, in that case I will leave you with this gem


Wait, why does it say it's a woman dancing? Looks like a boy to me.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:43 am    Post subject:

Do you think if you turned into a zombie you would know it?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:52 pm    Post subject:

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Do you think if you turned into a zombie you would know it?


Yes, I think I would. On a different subject, I'm craving fresh brains. Don't know why.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:04 pm    Post subject:

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Do you think if you turned into a zombie you would know it?


From the scientific point of view it has to be someone without brain, like a worm or a microbe, for the self-awareness to be ruled out. So yes, they know.
Think of characters like Frankenstein or Omar Little. Although functioning of the brain of the latter still needs to be confirmed.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:20 am    Post subject:

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Do you think if you turned into a zombie you would know it?


Thankfully, I don't get FoxNews.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:35 pm    Post subject:

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Do you think if you turned into a zombie you would know it?


I know it every Sunday morning.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:08 am    Post subject:

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Do you think if you turned into a zombie you would know it?


I know it every Sunday morning.

Don't get me started.
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