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PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:30 pm    Post subject:

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I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:16 am    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.


Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.

In other words, damn dirty liars.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:34 am    Post subject:

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IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.


Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.

In other words, damn dirty liars.


Or claim they're going to pull out.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:54 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.


Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.

In other words, damn dirty liars.


Or claim they're going to pull out.


Claiming to pull out is still a thing?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:19 am    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.


Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.

In other words, damn dirty liars.


Or claim they're going to pull out.


Claiming to pull out is still a thing?


I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.

Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:31 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.


Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.

In other words, damn dirty liars.


Or claim they're going to pull out.


Claiming to pull out is still a thing?


I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.

Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable.


Awkward and uncomfortable describes just about all of my personal relationships.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:34 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.


Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.

In other words, damn dirty liars.


Or claim they're going to pull out.


Claiming to pull out is still a thing?


I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.

Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable.


Awkward and uncomfortable describes just about all of my personal relationships.


I've been meaning to talk to you about your Facebook account...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:55 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
I don't know who I thought I was kidding when I said I was only going to eat half of this cookie.


Self entrapment. It happens from time to time when cookies are involved.


Just pure delusion. The only people who say they're only going to eat half a cookie are the ones who would say they're only going to drink half a beer.

In other words, damn dirty liars.


Or claim they're going to pull out.


Claiming to pull out is still a thing?


I mean, technically it's still the truth. You sort of have to eventually.

Otherwise, the rest of the day is just really awkward and uncomfortable.


Awkward and uncomfortable describes just about all of my personal relationships.


I've been meaning to talk to you about your Facebook account...


Facebook? I thought I was posting on Match.com
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:35 am    Post subject:

I've had a so called flagship phone for a couple months now. I still feel like a wizard when I just wave my hand over it and it wakes up.

I'm deeply perplexed by an online ad. Miracle grow used the song No Roots. If someone can explain it I would appreciate it.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:39 am    Post subject:

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I've had a so called flagship phone for a couple months now. I still feel like a wizard when I just wave my hand over it and it wakes up.

I'm deeply perplexed by an online ad. Miracle grow used the song No Roots. If someone can explain it I would appreciate it.


Came across the same add on Match. Pull out game hasn't been the same since.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:10 am    Post subject:

Don't know much about Miracle Grow, but I dig that Alice Merton chick who sings No Roots. Kinda reminds me of Fiona Apple.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:05 am    Post subject:

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Don't know much about Miracle Grow, but I dig that Alice Merton chick who sings No Roots. Kinda reminds me of Fiona Apple.


Not so sure about that. I hear there's some dirt in her background.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:52 am    Post subject:

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Don't know much about Miracle Grow, but I dig that Alice Merton chick who sings No Roots. Kinda reminds me of Fiona Apple.


Not so sure about that. I hear there's some dirt in her background.

She's had kind of a (bleep) up life.
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:40 am    Post subject:

Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?

This is going on your permanent records.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:22 am    Post subject:

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Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?

This is going on your permanent records.


A good addition to my collection.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:38 am    Post subject:

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Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?

This is going on your permanent records.


A good addition to my collection.


My permanent record is being stored in the Library of Congress.

Put that in your palindrome and smoke it.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 12:05 pm    Post subject:

Sad day? I know EB knows what I am talking about.

It is graduation day on my campus. Means so many...commendable and upstanding coeds will be leaving town.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 12:07 pm    Post subject:

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Shaber wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?

This is going on your permanent records.


A good addition to my collection.


My permanent record is being stored in the Library of Congress.

Put that in your palindrome and smoke it.


After so many years you haven't even made it to 10k posts yet? That is one afternoon on PDTP for me.

And none of that quality over quantity crap. We all know the only good thing to come out of you was the sperm that made your kids.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:24 pm    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Shaber wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Who gave you slackers permission to take a day off?

This is going on your permanent records.


A good addition to my collection.


My permanent record is being stored in the Library of Congress.

Put that in your palindrome and smoke it.


After so many years you haven't even made it to 10k posts yet? That is one afternoon on PDTP for me.

And none of that quality over quantity crap. We all know the only good thing to come out of you was the sperm that made your kids.


His beats be on fire emoji status, tho.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 3:25 pm    Post subject:

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Thuglife.
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 6:53 am    Post subject:

Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ?
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2019 8:37 am    Post subject:

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Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ?

You can make it rain with two dollar bills.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 3:46 am    Post subject:

Since you are such financial experts.
How much pay should I demand for accepting my new position when I intend to do nothing there?
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 6:44 am    Post subject:

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Since you are such financial experts.
How much pay should I demand for accepting my new position when I intend to do nothing there?


Considering my expertise on this subject, the going rate is printer and copier privileges and free office supplies. Oh...and lots of paid time off.
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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 7:58 am    Post subject:

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Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ?

You can make it rain with two dollar bills.


Yeah, but you can make it hail with dollar coins.

(spoiler alert - strippers don't like it when you make it hail)
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