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PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2019 12:05 pm    Post subject:

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Two dollar bill or dollar coin. Which is the most inconvenient ?

You can make it rain with two dollar bills.


Yeah, but you can make it hail with dollar coins.

(spoiler alert - strippers don't like it when you make it hail)


Chastity told me she likes everything I do, and that I am so funny.
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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nn9kdq/the-messed-up-story-behind-albertas-sad-tradition-of-throwing-loonies-at-strippers
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 5:55 am    Post subject:

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That's hot.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 7:32 am    Post subject:

Way classier to just stack the coins.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 8:08 am    Post subject:

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Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 8:22 am    Post subject:

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That's hot.



I tried that. Didn't work out so well.
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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 9:23 pm    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
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Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 7:23 am    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 12:34 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?
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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:25 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:06 am    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.


That's not syrup.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:07 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.


That's not syrup.


That's a sticky situation.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:02 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.


That's not syrup.


That's a sticky situation.


Did someone order extra sausage?
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:22 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.


That's not syrup.


That's a sticky situation.


Did someone order extra sausage?


I did but it never came.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:10 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.


That's not syrup.


That's a sticky situation.


Did someone order extra sausage?


I did but it never came.


It helps if you stop thinking about baseball.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:59 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.


That's not syrup.


That's a sticky situation.


Did someone order extra sausage?


I did but it never came.


It helps if you stop thinking about baseball.


Baseball may be the only thing you want to think about.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:59 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
IPK wrote:
20,000 wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Way classier to just stack the coins.


Much better to save your money and just stare without paying.


Jerks like you are the reason the entry fee has climbed all the way up.


You do realize that some of us just go there for the breakfast buffet, right?


Who you calling short stack?


IHOP + strip joint = Mancaveitis

Somebody get on this, fast. The clock is running.


That's not syrup.


That's a sticky situation.


Did someone order extra sausage?


I did but it never came.


It helps if you stop thinking about baseball.


Baseball may be the only thing you want to think about.


And that actually may be syrup.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 7:10 am    Post subject:

Here we are. Face to face. A couple of silver spoons.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 11:27 am    Post subject:

Everytime I take adderall I realize how much potential I really would have if I wasn't lazy as (bleep), everytime I get off adderall I realize how delusional I was for equating my potential to a version of me tweaked out on pharmacy meth.
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 1:20 am    Post subject:

Somehow I never get a job I apply for.

Twice, recently, the hiring process was cancelled. God only knows why my application scares them so much.

Twice, someone else was selected, not me. But then, both times they have offered me another position. To which I have agreed.
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 2:44 am    Post subject:

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Somehow I never get a job I apply for.

Twice, recently, the hiring process was cancelled. God only knows why my application scares them so much.

Twice, someone else was selected, not me. But then, both times they have offered me another position. To which I have agreed.


"Sir, I'm afraid that that the position you wrote in on your application to our company was eliminated from the industry quite some time ago. We don't do bloodletting at Fantastic Sams anymore. But based on your CV we can offer you a job as a hair sweep!"
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:36 am    Post subject:

Burn them all!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:59 am    Post subject:

Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:44 am    Post subject:

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Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 11:16 am    Post subject:

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Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.


And do your coworkers now just ignore all the clown makeup and donkey noises coming from your desk in the middle of the day?
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