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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:05 pm    Post subject:

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Somehow I never get a job I apply for.

Twice, recently, the hiring process was cancelled. God only knows why my application scares them so much.

Twice, someone else was selected, not me. But then, both times they have offered me another position. To which I have agreed.


"Sir, I'm afraid that that the position you wrote in on your application to our company was eliminated from the industry quite some time ago. We don't do bloodletting at Fantastic Sams anymore. But based on your CV we can offer you a job as a hair sweep!"



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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:15 am    Post subject:

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Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and explain to you that how you will be going there will be by airplane followed by some sort of four wheeled ground transportation to the city itself.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:16 am    Post subject:

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20,000 wrote:
Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and explain to you that how you will be going there will be by airplane followed by some sort of four wheeled ground transportation to the city itself.


Goes to show what you know.

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 8:17 am    Post subject:

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Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.


This 'how' is a much shorter explanation. You're going to watch it on a computer or a phone.

Unless of course, you are going to New Orleans with 20k in which case it could be live.
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 9:44 am    Post subject:

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20,000 wrote:
Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.


any updates?
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:37 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
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20,000 wrote:
Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.


any updates?


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:23 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.


any updates?


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 11:07 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.


any updates?


iPad


On humans it is known as iHand.

Tim Cook's latest innovation...iPad with a hand cream and tissue dispenser.
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 1:14 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
Somehow, I am going to New Orleans in a few days


Somehow I am going to watch porn in the next few days. Probably today.


any updates?


iPad


On humans it is known as iHand.

Tim Cook's latest innovation...iPad with a hand cream and tissue dispenser.


does it have a headphone jack? or did they take the jack off
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 4:32 pm    Post subject:

Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"

Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again.
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:40 pm    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"

Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again.


Was it her?
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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 10:42 pm    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"

Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again.


Was it her?


Or her?
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 6:36 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
Shaber wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"

Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again.


Was it her?


Or her?

Probably her.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 7:07 am    Post subject:

Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"

Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again.


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 9:47 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Huey Lewis & The News wrote:
Today there was this lady at my work, mid-50s in age, reading a book with an ornate, antique-looking leather cover. I wanted to know what it was so I walked by her work station to peep the title: "Ars Goetia"

Didn't know it. Googled it. I do not want to come back to that work site ever again.


Just remember the magic words and you'll be cool


i can't believe i've never seen this
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:47 pm    Post subject:

New Orleans. Checked out Bourbon St for a few minutes. I never want to return there ever again.
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:51 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
New Orleans. Checked out Bourbon St for a few minutes. I never want to return there ever again.
Lots to do in Crescent City.
Wake up at noon and take a swamp tour (BYOB), drinks watching the sun set at the Hot Tin bar, boogie down all night at the Spotted Cat or Balcony Music Club and then beignets and chickory coffee at the Café Du Monde.
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 8:55 am    Post subject:

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New Orleans. Checked out Bourbon St for a few minutes. I never want to return there ever again.


Why not? There's open containers and lots of piss and puke,

Add in the girls flashing what you can't unsee and it's paradise with square donuts.
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2019 5:21 pm    Post subject:

Doughnuts?
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