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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:56 am    Post subject:

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Trying to decide who I want to challenge to get into the octagon with me. Maybe Seth Green.

Of course no fighting. Just some sharp witted conversation.


Oh sure, pick an easy one. Seth is pretty useless without stop motion photography.


Looked for accuracy in this exchange; failed miserably. Is this what it's like to be cina in NOLA?

Accuracy is a state of mind, not an absolute.


In other words, do not use the toilet at EB's place while only wearing socks.
You'll get stickers in your toes walking through the back yard en route.

Can't keep it right next to the house otherwise mealtime would be a nightmare.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:34 pm    Post subject:

Seagram's anything. Let the shame begin.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:42 am    Post subject:

3 empty bottles later...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:11 pm    Post subject:

Typical lightweight. Can't even handle 3 bottles of wine cooler.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:15 am    Post subject:

preemptive bump.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:14 pm    Post subject:

And I am back. Anything happen while I was gone?
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[COMMENT DELETED. WATCH YOURSELF NEXT TIME! - IPK]
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:15 pm    Post subject:

So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:15 pm    Post subject:

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So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored.


Get off your lawn?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:03 am    Post subject:

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Typical lightweight. Can't even handle 3 bottles of wine cooler.


Bottle number 4 is halfway thru. What say you?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:04 am    Post subject:

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The thot of you watching yourself is why bottle number 5 will happen before the sunrise.
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So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored.


Get off your lawn?


Is this side convo about a wireless phone or a wife swap?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:08 am    Post subject:

Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:43 am    Post subject:

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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:46 am    Post subject:

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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.


You mean 9-1-1?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:47 am    Post subject:

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So strange being without a phone. Mine crapped the bed Friday morning.. had an old one reactivated Friday night. Got my replacement Saturday and it was a massive pain to get everything restored.


Get off your lawn?


Is this side convo about a wireless phone or a wife swap?


Take my wife, please!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:05 am    Post subject:

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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


#6, but over the course of a day. I am surprised you are feeling anything from wine coolers spread over the course of 24 hours.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:58 pm    Post subject:

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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


#6, but over the course of a day. I am surprised you are feeling anything from wine coolers spread over the course of 24 hours.


Yeah, even my nephew can handle more than that and he's 9.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:31 pm    Post subject:

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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


#6, but over the course of a day. I am surprised you are feeling anything from wine coolers spread over the course of 24 hours.


Yeah, even my nephew can handle more than that and he's 9.


Lil homie is a lightweight irl. Bottle #7 went down easy peazy.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:39 pm    Post subject:

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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.


It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:55 am    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.


It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night.


8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:06 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
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Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.


It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night.


8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier!


Right up there with those runway models that make total pigs of themselves by killing an entire fun size pack of M&Ms over the span of a whole week.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:06 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.


It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night.


8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier!


I've stockpiled a whole basement of these. Let the party begin.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:28 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.


It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night.


8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier!


Right up there with those runway models that make total pigs of themselves by killing an entire fun size pack of M&Ms over the span of a whole week.


TIMELINES ARE UNIMPORTANT!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:29 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
20,000 wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
Imagine if relationships came with customer service?

On bottle #6. It's officially official.


What? there isn't a customer service center for relationships? I could swear I called customer service once during a particularly bad disagreement with my ex. Now I wonder who it was I called? Then again, they weren't very helpful. Maybe that was after bottle #7.


It's likely that you misdialed or called an escort service. Bottle #7 is only liable for bottle #8, not what ended up on your plate later that night.


8 bottles over 48 hours? You are quite the partier!


I've stockpiled a whole basement of these. Let the party begin.



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