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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:20 pm    Post subject:

Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.

I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:09 pm    Post subject:

I need a drink after that.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:30 am    Post subject:

I wish I could say all my exes are in Texas, but they aren't, and I hate that song.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:21 am    Post subject:

I ran into my ex the other day.

Then I backed up and ran over her again.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:30 am    Post subject:

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I ran into my ex the other day.

Then I backed up and ran over her again.


Mouth full of paint thinner was spat out onto the roof thanks to you, sir. Expect a cleanup bill in the mail.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:30 am    Post subject:

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Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.

I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!"


Just mercury retrograde's way of saying, "Watch this!"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:35 am    Post subject:

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I wish I could say all my exes are in Texas, but they aren't, and I hate that song.


Gotta admit, it has a nice groove to it though that might be the 17th wine cooler talking.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:38 am    Post subject:

Don't have any ex's, but a former did show up at the gig a few nights ago looking thicky thick in a white dress. Mental notes were made... lots of mental notes.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:49 am    Post subject:

On the one hand, I have led a pretty good life of many women loved.

On the other hand, that is a lot of women now who absolutely hate me.

Time to break a few more hearts.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:01 pm    Post subject:

Did anyone else notice the emphasis on hands?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:37 am    Post subject:

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Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.

I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!"


ex-wife ☑
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your next challenge is ex-widow
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:06 am    Post subject:

This place is turning into a regular "Love Island"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:01 am    Post subject:

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Not only did I run into my ex-fiancee over the weekend, an hour later my ex-wife decided to somehow pop back into my life.

I guess they are the spirits of the "holy (bleep) you got out right in time!"


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your next challenge is ex-widow


The only person I know who has crossed that last one off the list is Rasputin.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:08 am    Post subject:

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This place is turning into a regular "Love Island"


"Love Island" is a great name for a wine cooler.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:10 am    Post subject:

Why is it raining in LA?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:16 am    Post subject:

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Why is it raining in LA?


Just the weather's earthquake-ish way of sending a tweet.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:18 am    Post subject:

went out to an "Italian" restaurant last night. got some pasta with cheese and sauce and cream because this place has no veggie options. Asked for a side of spinach, and it came with three tiny strands of wilted spinach. Disappointed, I asked for more. Came back with maybe 5 strands of spinach.

Disappointing.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:44 am    Post subject:

Osso bucco should be a vegetable.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 7:47 am    Post subject:

Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:04 am    Post subject:

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Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:35 am    Post subject:

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Dr. Laker wrote:
Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel?


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:37 pm    Post subject:

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Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel?


Sousaphone all day.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:13 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel?


Sousaphone all day.

Are you looking for a serious answer?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:31 am    Post subject:

Ugh, what a weekend.

By the same token, wooh, what a weekend!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:44 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
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Quick question: xylophone or glockenspiel?


Sousaphone all day.

Are you looking for a serious answer?


I never joke about the sousaphone.
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