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| 20,000 wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | Note to self: If you see something on a public bathroom floor, wash your hands after you pick it up. |
What if you didn't use your hands? |
If only my dick had thumbs.
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| IPK wrote: | | Dr. Laker wrote: | | I still have yet to see the new chicken sandwich at Popeye's. |
Likely because you're standing in line at KFC. |
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| ElginBaylor wrote: | | 20,000 wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | Note to self: If you see something on a public bathroom floor, wash your hands after you pick it up. |
What if you didn't use your hands? |
If only my dick had thumbs. |
Keep picking up things from public bathroom floors, and that might happen over time. |
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| Dr. Laker wrote: | | IPK wrote: | | Dr. Laker wrote: | | I still have yet to see the new chicken sandwich at Popeye's. |
Likely because you're standing in line at KFC. |
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| IPK wrote: | | Dr. Laker wrote: | | IPK wrote: | | Dr. Laker wrote: | | I still have yet to see the new chicken sandwich at Popeye's. |
Likely because you're standing in line at KFC. |
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Is it raining? |
That's not rain.
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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | When you think you got some fake digits but she texts you later that night |
Self doubt leaves room for all sorts of surprises.
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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | When you think you got some fake digits but she texts you later that night |
That wasn't a she.
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| Hector the Pup wrote: | | I tHiNK 20K iS TryING To tELl uS sOmEtHINg. |
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Worst case of blue balls I've ever seen.
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just frustration. Sorry to get real on y'all here, since we only talk about pastrami and EB's sad sex life in here, but I was supposed to close on a new home tomorrow, but they (it is always they!) are pushing it to Wednesday, possibly. Problem is I leave the country Thursday, so this is cutting it real close.
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| 20,000 wrote: | just frustration. Sorry to get real on y'all here, since we only talk about pastrami and EB's sad sex life in here, but I was supposed to close on a new home tomorrow, but they (it is always they!) are pushing it to Wednesday, possibly. Problem is I leave the country Thursday, so this is cutting it real close.
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Actually, pastrami sounds really good right about now.
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| IPK wrote: | | 20,000 wrote: | just frustration. Sorry to get real on y'all here, since we only talk about pastrami and EB's sad sex life in here, but I was supposed to close on a new home tomorrow, but they (it is always they!) are pushing it to Wednesday, possibly. Problem is I leave the country Thursday, so this is cutting it real close.
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Actually, pastrami sounds really good right about now. |
I've never tried pastrami, nor have I ever tried corned beef. Is that really a thing? What are those things?
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I like my traditional foods, and I like my pizza, but I am someone who doesn't understand the uproar about pineapple on pizza. Why be so angry? I say, eat it and enjoy it!
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| 20,000 wrote: | | IPK wrote: | | 20,000 wrote: | just frustration. Sorry to get real on y'all here, since we only talk about pastrami and EB's sad sex life in here, but I was supposed to close on a new home tomorrow, but they (it is always they!) are pushing it to Wednesday, possibly. Problem is I leave the country Thursday, so this is cutting it real close.
Blergh. |
Actually, pastrami sounds really good right about now. |
I've never tried pastrami, nor have I ever tried corned beef. Is that really a thing? What are those things? |
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| ElginBaylor wrote: | | Worst case of blue balls I've ever ____. |
Anyone dare to spin the Wheel of Senses? |
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| JerryMagicKobe wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | Worst case of blue balls I've ever fondled. |
Anyone dare to spin the Wheel of Senses? |
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| JerryMagicKobe wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | Worst case of blue balls I've ever hit with a baseball bat. |
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The idea of never knowing the joys of smoked, cured meats is about the saddest thing I can think of aside from this
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| JerryMagicKobe wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | Worst case of blue balls I've ever bought on Wish. |
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| ElginBaylor wrote: | | The idea of never knowing the joys of smoked, cured meats is about the saddest thing I can think of aside from this |
That's telling coming from someone in PDTP.
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| 20,000 wrote: | | ElginBaylor wrote: | | The idea of never knowing the joys of smoked, cured meats is about the saddest thing I can think of aside from this |
That's telling coming from someone in PDTP. |
Does this imply there is no way out? Asking for a friend.
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