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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:26 am    Post subject:

Ok my "Will work for toilet paper" sign is ready, time to go stand at the intersection.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:42 am    Post subject:

I'm wondering how many times I can get food delivered without tipping before they stop coming to my house.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 8:33 am    Post subject:

Ohh, 1973... It was such a great year. What a service the world received, happiness that arrived.

All because I was born.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:37 pm    Post subject:

Is it too soon to walk into a Costco and start coughing uncontrollably?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:24 pm    Post subject:

Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.

Good times!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:06 am    Post subject:

Dr. Laker wrote:
Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.

Good times!


they're out of powdered sugar. they only have the giant bags of cane sugar.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:37 am    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.

Good times!


they're out of powdered sugar. they only have the giant bags of cane sugar.


That will do too. Every shop will be happy if you sow large quantities of sugar all over the place.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:30 am    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
Dr. Laker wrote:
Go to the Computer section of Costco and dump out a baggie full of powdered sugar on a laptop. Pull out a razor blade, chop up the powdered sugar and pretend to snort it.

Good times!


they're out of powdered sugar. they only have the giant bags of cane sugar.


Chopping up cane sugar is a win win no? Costco gets to replenish their stock of powdered sugar.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:02 am    Post subject:

Amazon has all my snuff supplies:

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/amazon-cocaine-accessories/
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:25 am    Post subject:

So far this "working from home" thing is going swimmingly. The key is to send an email out every few hours to remind people you are, in fact, "working".
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:26 pm    Post subject:

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So far this "working from home" thing is going swimmingly. The key is to send an email out every few hours to remind people you are, in fact, "working".


Huh - I've been doing that at the office for years - just remember to write an email rule that sends all employee email to trash if you're the boss.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:27 pm    Post subject:

Please delete this virus
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:43 am    Post subject:

rainy day menu

choose 1 of

fruit bat french onion

or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler

or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:38 am    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
rainy day menu

choose 1 of

fruit bat french onion

or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler

or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents)


So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:23 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
C M B wrote:
rainy day menu

choose 1 of

fruit bat french onion

or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler

or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents)


So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide.


I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:22 am    Post subject:

C M B wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
C M B wrote:
rainy day menu

choose 1 of

fruit bat french onion

or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler

or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents)


So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide.


I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave.

Could I just get a placenta cobbler to go?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:43 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
C M B wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
C M B wrote:
rainy day menu

choose 1 of

fruit bat french onion

or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler

or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents)


So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide.


I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave.

Could I just get a placenta cobbler to go?


Most places make the fruit bat French onion too sweet - they should use white onions instead of Vidalias to give it some kick. Oh, and more bat blood.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:54 am    Post subject:

I am fully stocked up for the next couple of weeks - a few cases of beer, a quarter of killer hybrid, a carton of smokes and a bunch of e-books.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:45 am    Post subject:

I just upgraded to a 1200 baud modem to keep up with the increased flow of hearty recipes in this thread.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:56 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
C M B wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
C M B wrote:
rainy day menu

choose 1 of

fruit bat french onion

or
kangaroo ceviche, served in mother's pouch with placenta cobbler

or
mud soup (leaded Guangzhou topsoil moistened with the blood of dissidents)


So hard to choose they all sound so good. Take everyone else's order while I decide.


I'm sorry sir we've just been ordered to close our dining room, please leave.

Could I just get a placenta cobbler to go?


Actually, I've just been ordered not to let you leave until you pass a test.

How many tanks do you see in this photograph of three tanks?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:24 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
I am fully stocked up for the next couple of weeks - a few cases of beer, a quarter of killer hybrid, a carton of smokes and a bunch of e-books.


I've been busy wrapping barbed-wire around my Louisville Slugger.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:45 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
I am fully stocked up for the next couple of weeks - a few cases of beer, a quarter of killer hybrid, a carton of smokes and a bunch of e-books.


I've been busy wrapping barbed-wire around my Louisville Slugger.


You waited until now to do that? That's the secret behind my decades long pinata win streak.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:23 pm    Post subject:

Day 1 of quarantine. No communication with any other human for hours. Are there still people out there? Am I alone? Will I ever see another human again? Day 2 may mean me running out there to find supplies. Hopefully there will be no zombies at the liquor store and Rite-Aid.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:11 pm    Post subject:

OMG - no one's posted here for 3 whole hours! Am I the only one left alive?! Someone? Anyone?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:22 am    Post subject:

Everyone calm the (bleep) down. I've got a Snickers bar that, if I'm careful, can last me maybe a week.
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