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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:24 am    Post subject:

Update: I will hold onto my fond memories of the Snickers bar as long as live. In the meantime, I have found an unopened roll of Smarties, and 2 after-dinner mints. If I'm careful....
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:26 am    Post subject:

Okay, I've got one after-dinner mint that I absolutely will set aside until after...oh, what the hell. Waiting for the feral cats to descend upon my weakened, lifeless body.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 5:34 am    Post subject:

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Okay, I've got one after-dinner mint that I absolutely will set aside until after...oh, what the hell. Waiting for the feral cats to descend upon my weakened, lifeless body.


No such luck bud, word has it that the feral cats are observing feral distancing these days.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:13 am    Post subject:

I could be using this time to learn a new skill or craft, but I am not.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:42 am    Post subject:

Cops can be so uptight some times.

There I was at the bar last night celebrating St. Pattys day. Not causing any problems and they felt they needed to harass me. Asking all of these personal questions like what I was doing there when the bar was closed, where did I get the crow bar, do I understand my rights as they have been read to me, yadda yadda yadda.

I mean, I was practicing social distancing. I was the only one there!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:27 am    Post subject:

NJ woman allegedly coughs on cop: ‘I have the coronavirus, so do you now’

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This is no coughing matter.

An intoxicated 28-year-old New Jersey woman intentionally hacked on a cop after crashing her car — telling the officer he now has the potentially deadly coronavirus, police said Tuesday.

Lea Piazza, of Wayne, NJ, was arrested Thursday and charged with driving while intoxicated after a single-car accident a few towns over in Hanover, police said.

When officers were processing the woman at headquarters, cops asked Piazza to cover her mouth while coughing.

“Oh, by the way, I have the coronavirus and so do you now,” snapped Piazza, before telling cops her New York boyfriend had the bug.

Three of the officers who came into contact with Piazza self-quarantined until Piazza’s boyfriend told authorities her comments were “100% false,” police said.

Piazza was also slapped with a charge of causing a false public alarm over her comments.


PS I hate the NY Post
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:16 am    Post subject:

Is a burning rash one of the COVID-19 symptoms?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:19 am    Post subject:

This 6 foot social distancing requirement is at least a foot too short!
I've had a near death experience already when I was on my way to replenish my palate sanitizer/disinfectant/antiseptic supplies of 140 proof
Wife's arm length = 2.5 feet
Broom length = 4.5 feet
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:10 am    Post subject:

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I am fully stocked up for the next couple of weeks - a few cases of beer, a quarter of killer hybrid, a carton of smokes and a bunch of e-books.


Down to half a bottle of expired Nyquil, some 2nd generation resin, a broken smoke from under the seat in my car and a Road and Track issue from 1989.

I'm not very good at rationing.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:26 pm    Post subject:

I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:46 am    Post subject:

Anyone heard from the artist formerly known as Flo'z?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:40 am    Post subject:

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Anyone heard from the artist formerly known as Flo'z?


I see him on Instagram occasionally. Was just talking about him to my friend here today. I like IPK/Flo'z a lot. What a fantastic person.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:58 am    Post subject:

Still working at the office. Stopped by the dispensary on the way there because I figured it would be faster to grab some supplies for the weekend early in the morning.

Denied. They reserve the early hours for senior citizens. Never thought I'd want a fake ID that made me much older.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:23 am    Post subject:

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Still working at the office. Stopped by the dispensary on the way there because I figured it would be faster to grab some supplies for the weekend early in the morning.

Denied. They reserve the early hours for senior citizens. Never thought I'd want a fake ID that made me much older.


I knew I shouldn't have skipped the "Befriend a Senior Day" at work
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:33 pm    Post subject:

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Hector the Pup wrote:
Still working at the office. Stopped by the dispensary on the way there because I figured it would be faster to grab some supplies for the weekend early in the morning.

Denied. They reserve the early hours for senior citizens. Never thought I'd want a fake ID that made me much older.


I knew I shouldn't have skipped the "Befriend a Senior Day" at work


Still looking for someone to change my catheter if you're interested.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:19 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Still working at the office. Stopped by the dispensary on the way there because I figured it would be faster to grab some supplies for the weekend early in the morning.

Denied. They reserve the early hours for senior citizens. Never thought I'd want a fake ID that made me much older.


I knew I shouldn't have skipped the "Befriend a Senior Day" at work


Still looking for someone to change my catheter if you're interested.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:20 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Still working at the office. Stopped by the dispensary on the way there because I figured it would be faster to grab some supplies for the weekend early in the morning.

Denied. They reserve the early hours for senior citizens. Never thought I'd want a fake ID that made me much older.


I knew I shouldn't have skipped the "Befriend a Senior Day" at work


Still looking for someone to change my catheter if you're interested.


I bet you say that to all the posters around here
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:14 pm    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Still working at the office. Stopped by the dispensary on the way there because I figured it would be faster to grab some supplies for the weekend early in the morning.

Denied. They reserve the early hours for senior citizens. Never thought I'd want a fake ID that made me much older.


Well that's it for the office for a month.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:11 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Still working at the office. Stopped by the dispensary on the way there because I figured it would be faster to grab some supplies for the weekend early in the morning.

Denied. They reserve the early hours for senior citizens. Never thought I'd want a fake ID that made me much older.


Well that's it for the office for a month.

It's times like these that reveal a man's true worth.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:35 pm    Post subject:

The good thing about cheap wine is you can store it anywhere regardless of temperature, like my garage, for as long as you want, and it tastes just as GOOD as always!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:03 am    Post subject:

Confirmed. I'll be working at home until May at lest. That means 2 martini lunches just like to good old days.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:17 pm    Post subject:

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Confirmed. I'll be working at home until May at lest. That means 2 martini lunches just like to good old days.


After a 3 beer breakfast, right?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:17 pm    Post subject:

I feel a palindrome coming soon.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:18 pm    Post subject:

Wait for it...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:19 pm    Post subject:

Working from home gets tiring after a while. I mean, when all I do is sleep and drink all day, and call it "work," you would be tired, too.
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