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Tark the Shark
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 Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:26 am Post subject: Jessica Alba knocked up |
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She's expecting in Spring/Summer. Knocked up by some dude whose last credit was director's assistant on the first Fantastic Four movie. How do losers like K-Fed and Cash Warren cash in by getting these rich famous chicks pregnant.
Jessica Alba's Rep Tells Mag: She's Pregnant |
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Will this drop her from many fans' top girls list, or just shoot her to the top of the hottest MILF list?
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One, who cares... two, why is Cash Warren loser? Seems like he won to me... three, yes it just shot her to the top of the hottest MILF list!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| Cash Warren may have been a loser...but he's definitely a huge winner now. |
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Money in the bank.  |
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This is a sad day for hopeful men everywhere. 
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| ballerxj wrote: | | This is a sad day for hopeful men everywhere. |
I'd say that the men who were "hopeful" about anything having to do with themselves and Jessica Alba were already pretty sad to begin with.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:31 am Post subject: |
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| Exick wrote: | | ballerxj wrote: | | This is a sad day for hopeful men everywhere. |
I'd say that the men who were "hopeful" about anything having to do with themselves and Jessica Alba were already pretty sad to begin with. |
I don't see why its sad. Its within the realm of possibility that any guy can end up with any girl, regardless of social standing. It all depends on the girl in question, some girls have higher physical and social standards than others and others girls don't care about that as much, and are perfectly ok with being with an average guy.
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TNLakersFanInLA
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:36 am Post subject: |
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Nooooooo!!!!! I guess I have to settle for Jessica Biel....
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:39 am Post subject: |
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| ballerxj wrote: | | Exick wrote: | | ballerxj wrote: | | This is a sad day for hopeful men everywhere. |
I'd say that the men who were "hopeful" about anything having to do with themselves and Jessica Alba were already pretty sad to begin with. |
I don't see why its sad. Its within the realm of possibility that any guy can end up with any girl, regardless of social standing. It all depends on the girl in question, some girls have higher physical and social standards than others and others girls don't care about that as much, and are perfectly ok with being with an average guy. |
Exactly, Alba is with a guy named Cash... Anything is possible.
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Cash is holdin' on tight. "Your not breaking up with me again." Like I said before, "money in the bank." |
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meh. I'm way hotter than that guy
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:35 am Post subject: |
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I thank god right now that I don't know who cash warren is.
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I don't want to hear that. This is a freaking nightmare. I guess it is too late for her to be the mother of my child and to have my new babies  |
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I have to say, despite their beauty, the 3 Jessicas (Biel, Alba, Simpson) couldn't convincingly act like they were burning if you lit them on fire. Not sure why everybody gets geeked up about overhyped models.
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| 24 wrote: | | I have to say, despite their beauty, the 3 Jessicas (Biel, Alba, Simpson) couldn't convincingly act like they were burning if you lit them on fire. Not sure why everybody gets geeked up about overhyped models. |
Maybe this will make J. Simpson a more legit "actress" for you.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272617652.shtml
| Quote: | | Will Jessica Simpson really strip down and go full frontal for a film role?...That's the suggestion in a report that is now published that claims that Jess wants to be taken seriously for roles and may decide to put on a show to do just that...According to a report by Female First of the UK, the role she wants requires full frontal and a whole bunch more in the buff scenes...She is said to be considering the role in the movie (the report doesn't even mention the name of the film) and if she does it she would have to go against her manager and dad's wishes. |
(Keep in mind the source of this article). |
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| Socks wrote: | | 24 wrote: | | I have to say, despite their beauty, the 3 Jessicas (Biel, Alba, Simpson) couldn't convincingly act like they were burning if you lit them on fire. Not sure why everybody gets geeked up about overhyped models. |
Maybe this will make J. Simpson a more legit "actress" for you.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272617652.shtml
| Quote: | | Will Jessica Simpson really strip down and go full frontal for a film role?...That's the suggestion in a report that is now published that claims that Jess wants to be taken seriously for roles and may decide to put on a show to do just that...According to a report by Female First of the UK, the role she wants requires full frontal and a whole bunch more in the buff scenes...She is said to be considering the role in the movie (the report doesn't even mention the name of the film) and if she does it she would have to go against her manager and dad's wishes. |
(Keep in mind the source of this article). |
Trust me. Her appeal has NOTHING to do with the acting.... for anyone. To me... hot rich girl. 
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Its a sad day.  |
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| Socks wrote: | | 24 wrote: | | I have to say, despite their beauty, the 3 Jessicas (Biel, Alba, Simpson) couldn't convincingly act like they were burning if you lit them on fire. Not sure why everybody gets geeked up about overhyped models. |
Maybe this will make J. Simpson a more legit "actress" for you.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272617652.shtml
| Quote: | | Will Jessica Simpson really strip down and go full frontal for a film role?...That's the suggestion in a report that is now published that claims that Jess wants to be taken seriously for roles and may decide to put on a show to do just that...According to a report by Female First of the UK, the role she wants requires full frontal and a whole bunch more in the buff scenes...She is said to be considering the role in the movie (the report doesn't even mention the name of the film) and if she does it she would have to go against her manager and dad's wishes. |
(Keep in mind the source of this article). |
What is wrong with Jessica? You have to play your strengths! Stop being the (bleep) invisible girl and be the naked girl
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DAMNIT!  |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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Is that just some random chick's picture you found on the internet? Because I'm sure that there's a bunch of girls out there who are way hotter than Alba, but that's not the point
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| ^ thats Arianny Celeste, ufc octagon girl, far from random |
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