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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:51 am    Post subject: Movie Quotes

"We have a pool and a pond."
"The pond would be good for you."
- Caddyshack

"Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. [swings, pulverizes yet another flower] It looks like a mirac- it's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
-Caddyshack

"I know what you're thinking, "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?"
-Dirty Harry

"The safe word is Hwhisky."
"You mean whiskey?"
"Hwhat"
"I just don't understand why you're saying it that way."
"Hwhy am I saying Hwhat Hwhat Hwhay?"
-Hot Rod

"Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?"
"I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
"Did you shoot any?"
"Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"
"What kind of gun did you use?"
"A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?"
-Napoleon Dynamite

"Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day."

"This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff."

" I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
-Napoleon Dynamite

I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
-Unforgiven

“So what got you in to, uh, carpentering?”
“Carpentry? (smug laugh) I guess I’d have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter and I just figured if you’re gonna follow in someone’s footsteps, who better than Christ?”
“Greg’s Jewish.”
“Are you?”
“Yeah.”
“Well so was J.C. You’re in good company.”
-Meet the Parents

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? "
-Zoolander

" They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
-Anchorman


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject:

I don't have time to quote the entire script so I'll leave you with my favorite quote of the movie:
"You brought the (bleep)' Pomeranian bowling?"
"What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a (bleep) beer. He's not taking your (bleep) turn, Dude."
- The Big Lebowski
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm    Post subject:

phayze one wrote:
I don't have time to quote the entire script so I'll leave you with my favorite quote of the movie:
"You brought the (bleep)' Pomeranian bowling?"
"What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a (bleep) beer. He's not taking your (bleep) turn, Dude."
- The Big Lebowski


yes. i forgot about lebowski
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:24 pm    Post subject:

"What's your name???...
--F*** You! Thats my name!!!"

"Oh, I hated the Colonel... with his wee bitty eyes and that smug look on his face, oh you're gonna buy my chicken...oh oh oh!!!

"J'like dags"
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:39 pm    Post subject:

"Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark." - Happy Harry Hardon

"Fear does not exist in this dojo. Does it?" -Reece from Cobra Kai

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man... I get older, they stay the same age." -David Wooderson

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" -LLoyd Christmas

"and you know who was standing there?....Emilio Estivez... the mighty ducks man. i was like Emilioooooooooooo" Doug and Steve

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. - Frank the Tank

"I have nipples, Greg... can you milk me?" -Jack Byrnes
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:13 pm    Post subject:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- The Princess Bride


"Just a bit outside"- Major League
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:03 am    Post subject:

"60% of the time its works everytime"

-Anchorman
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:43 am    Post subject:

"i'm pretty (bleeping) far from okay..."

Just watched Pulp Fiction the other day and that line gets me every time
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:13 pm    Post subject:

mswift44 wrote:
"i'm pretty (bleeping) far from okay..."

Just watched Pulp Fiction the other day and that line gets me every time


same here
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:57 pm    Post subject:

I like that "Samoan" line from Pulp Fiction


I apologize if any Samoan LGers are offended
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:17 pm    Post subject:

"you got knocked the F*** out" - Smokey
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:37 pm    Post subject:

"Hey The Guy, did you kill Killer?!"
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:31 pm    Post subject:

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures." -Ash in Army of Darkness


Ghostbusters (1984):
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, biblical?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:47 pm    Post subject:

"I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one."

Apocalypse Now
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:48 pm    Post subject:

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

2001: A Space Odyssey
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:50 pm    Post subject:

"I met him fifteen years ago, I was told there was nothing left, No reason, no conscience, no understanding...

Even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong...

I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes...the devils eyes!

I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...evil."

Dr. Sam Loomis- Halloween (1978)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:17 pm    Post subject:

"You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue."

"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."
(no meant to offend anyone here)

Well, the Lord hates a coward. Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
Yes.
Good, 'cause you just took one.

-The Untouchables

"What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets! "

"I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloe. I'd hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle. That's different. That's self-defense, isn't it? Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally, Chloe."

"A bottle!"

-In Bruges

Look, just stay away from my f*cking lady friend.
Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
She's not my special lady, she's my f*cking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

"Shut the f*ck up Donny"

-The Big Lebowski
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:50 pm    Post subject:

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton- Big Trouble in Little China
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:03 pm    Post subject:

the following are from one of my favorite gangster movies, a bronx tale:

Quote:
Sonny: You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano. Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis. Sometimes you get 'em all at once. Me? I had my three when I was 16. That happens. What are you gonna do? That's the way it goes, you know? Tell you right now. See this girl? Maybe this girl, she put wind in your sails. Maybe she's your first great one.


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Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than God.
Calogero 'C' Anello: I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.
Priest: Ya got a point.



Quote:
Calogero 'C' Anello: [as C walks out of Sonny's funeral] Sonny and my father always said that when I get older I would understand. Well, I finally did. I learned something from these two men. I learned to give love and get love unconditionally. You just have to accept people for what they are, and I learned the greatest gift of all. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever. But you can ask anybody from my neighborhood, and they'll just tell you this is just another Bronx tale.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:37 pm    Post subject:

I'm a Dude Playing a Dude, Disguised as Another Dude

I just went from Six to Midnight!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:46 pm    Post subject:

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Doug Quaid in Total Recall: "SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER!!!"

Long version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEWHbhLx_-Y

Short version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SduYfdbmiI8

That's the first one that came to mind, but really, almost any one-liner by Arnie is a classic.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:22 pm    Post subject:

Heres some Arnie for ya.

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.

Matrix: I lied.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd1kzNBt4f4
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:34 pm    Post subject:

"Yippie Ki-Yay, (bleep)!"

-John McClane, Die Hard
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:15 pm    Post subject:

"(bleep) you! That's my name!!"

-Alec Baldwin, Glengarry GlenRoss
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:19 pm    Post subject:

"And then I remember to relax, and
stop trying to hold on to it, and
then it flows through me like rain
and I can't feel anything but
gratitude for every single moment
of my stupid little life..."

- American Beauty
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