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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:43 pm    Post subject: Funniest/Best Pick-Up Lines

These the funniest ones i've heard...

-excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

-If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

-Do you live on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.

-That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:54 pm    Post subject:

I used this one and got slapped, so I don't know if its any good.


"Damn baby, you look so good I would suck a fart outta yo butt."


if she laughs, maybe you'll get some, if she gives you a wierd look, expect to duck any second.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:11 pm    Post subject:

"Did you use Windex on your pants, 'cause I can see myself in them"

"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:41 pm    Post subject:

you're sexy like a chocolate strawberry... does that count?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:09 pm    Post subject:

BallforLife wrote:
you're sexy like a chocolate strawberry... does that count?


No, but thank you, I think...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:07 pm    Post subject:

BallforLife is not a reference to my sexual preference... so don't be too happy.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:44 pm    Post subject:

Are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you're the only ten I see.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:14 pm    Post subject:

ocho wrote:
Are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you're the only ten I see.


This one makes no sense. If you were hitting on a girl from or in Tennessee, she'd have to be your sister, and she'd already know that you know she's from Tennessee.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:05 pm    Post subject:

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:41 pm    Post subject:

Come here, B***h ~ Fillmore Slim
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Funniest/Best Pick-Up Lines

Free_Kobe wrote:
These the funniest ones i've heard...

-excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

-If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

-Do you live on a chicken farm? cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.

-That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.


These are quite good.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:08 am    Post subject:

Wanna go halves on a baby?


It really doesn't work well.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:55 am    Post subject:

wanna (bleep)?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:48 pm    Post subject:

I really like your hot friend, but she shot me down, so you'll have to do. Who knows, it might make her jealous...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:07 pm    Post subject:

Walk up, hand her a beer and say "Drink this until I'm cute".

In my case it seems to lead to a lot of drinking.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:15 am    Post subject:

Feel my jacket... is that boyfriend material?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:07 am    Post subject:

JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Walk up, hand her a beer and say "Drink this until I'm cute".

In my case it seems to lead to a lot of drinking.




I've been casually making a play on one of my best friend's gf's best friends and I think I'm gonna try this one in Vegas this weekend.

Wish me luc...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:10 am    Post subject:

hand down man down wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Walk up, hand her a beer and say "Drink this until I'm cute".

In my case it seems to lead to a lot of drinking.




I've been casually making a play on one of my best friend's gf's best friends and I think I'm gonna try this one in Vegas this weekend.

Wish me luc...


Jean Luc Picard, or Luc Besson?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:30 am    Post subject:

24 wrote:
hand down man down wrote:
JerryMagicKobe wrote:
Walk up, hand her a beer and say "Drink this until I'm cute".

In my case it seems to lead to a lot of drinking.




I've been casually making a play on one of my best friend's gf's best friends and I think I'm gonna try this one in Vegas this weekend.

Wish me luc...


Jean Luc Picard, or Luc Besson?


Didn't even notice that typo
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:03 am    Post subject:

"What are the chances you and I can have a meaningful conversation?"

Sometimes works sometimes doesn't. When it does work it goes straight to the point and you skip all the fluff.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:06 am    Post subject:

24 wrote:
"Did you use Windex on your pants, 'cause I can see myself in them"

"If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Emiiiiiiiiiiiilllliooooooo!!!


oops wrong one...
You know what i heard??? BEEEEEEEOUUUUUUU BEEEEEEEOUUUUUUU BEEEEEEOUUUUUUUU ...its an ambulance coming to take me away becuz the sight of you stopped my heart!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:59 am    Post subject:

the word is legs, let's go to my place and spread the word

ima treat you like my homework, i'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:54 pm    Post subject:

My classic (now retired) has been used to great success over the years:

(Note that this is not recommended as the opening gambit, but better used a bit later once conversation has been established)

To the TWO girls you are with:

"I think the three of us make a lovely couple..."


Trust me on this. it works
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:50 pm    Post subject:

Not really opening lines, but also to be worked later;

I like my women like I like my coffee: Hot and Black?

I like my women like I like my eggs: Over Easy and Sunny side Up!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:15 pm    Post subject:

Did you hear that thump? Well, my c##k just hit the floor.
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