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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:09 pm    Post subject: Chuck Norris Facts

What's your favorite Chuck Norris Fact?

Here's a few of mine:
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take (bleep) from anybody.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
-Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
-Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. It's too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:41 pm    Post subject:

-Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

-The old lady that asked "Where's the beef?" obviously hasn't seen Chuck Norris naked.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

-If Chuck Norris was a video game boss, you'll never defeat him. If Chuck Norris was a playable character, he's unplayable since you can't control Chuck Norris.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can believe it's butter.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law & Order" are trademarked names of his left and right legs.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:47 am    Post subject:

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet... When he pees.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:11 pm    Post subject:

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:36 am    Post subject:

Norris once got a script for a Bronson movie in which his character kills Bronson. It was Bronson's own idea.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:01 am    Post subject:

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. So he went and got it back.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:20 am    Post subject:

axs wrote:
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. So he went and got it back.


Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:34 am    Post subject:

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If Chuck Norris was a playable character, he's unplayable since you can't control Chuck Norris.

good one.
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...I'm not planning to make drug or anything. Plus, this may only work in a 3rd world country because American cops are smart. Plus, they don't have K-9 units over there.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:56 am    Post subject:

lame joke
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:05 am    Post subject:

Bayouhornetscajun wrote:
lame joke

Are you trying to pad your stats and get to 100 so you can finally post some non-sense thread about how the Hornets are going to beat the lakers???

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:14 pm    Post subject:

Free_Kobe wrote:
Bayouhornetscajun wrote:
lame joke

Are you trying to pad your stats and get to 100 so you can finally post some non-sense thread about how the Hornets are going to beat the lakers???

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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 2:25 pm    Post subject:

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them
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PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:19 pm    Post subject:

Chuck Norris just got back from Pakistan.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:37 pm    Post subject:

Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:37 am    Post subject:

The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:44 am    Post subject:

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
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