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FernieBee
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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:48 am Post subject: You're not too old until... |
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You're not too old until...
You have to wear an adult diaper.
You leave the bathroom and can't remember if you wiped.
You go out and can't remember how to get back home.
You get up several times during the night to pee (this is me).
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Even if I may be too old, life is still worth living as best I can.
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Haven't gotten there yet. I'm never gonna be to old. I'm gonna keep on trucking till I can't truck no mo. The legs can go, the back can go. When the mind goes it's ova.
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FernieBee
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FernieBee
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| Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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But I'm preparing for some of the things I listed in my first post.
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jodeke
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| Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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| FernieBee wrote: | But I'm preparing for some of the things I listed in my first post.
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If you get up that many times at your age I'd see a doctor. That's waaay to early.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| jodeke wrote: | | FernieBee wrote: | But I'm preparing for some of the things I listed in my first post.
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If you get up that many times at your age I'd see a doctor. That's waaay to early. |
Jodeke gets up that much, but he can’t remember so it’s all good
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Omar Little
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Jodeke is still suffering from a case of the 1918 flu
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jodeke
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| Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Omar Little wrote: | | jodeke wrote: | | FernieBee wrote: | But I'm preparing for some of the things I listed in my first post.
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If you get up that many times at your age I'd see a doctor. That's waaay to early. |
Jodeke gets up that much, but he can’t remember so it’s all good |
If I told you what I'd get up for you I'd get a time out. 
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Omar Little
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| jodeke wrote: | | Omar Little wrote: | | jodeke wrote: | | FernieBee wrote: | But I'm preparing for some of the things I listed in my first post.
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If you get up that many times at your age I'd see a doctor. That's waaay to early. |
Jodeke gets up that much, but he can’t remember so it’s all good |
If I told you what I'd get up for you I'd get a time out. |
Nah, you’re a made man as far as I’m concerned. You being in the world makes me happy.
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FernieBee
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When I was about 11, I remember my dad getting up, during the night, to go to the bathroom.
Now, I understand why. I think he was about 44, at that time.
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. . . until you start thinking you are.
I'm 56. I have some physical things that mean I don't move like I did in in my 20's, but as far as my enthusiasm goes, I'm in m 20's and I don't see that changing.
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jodeke
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| DaMuleRules wrote: | . . . until you start thinking you are.
I'm 56. I have some physical things that mean I don't move like I did in in my 20's, but as far as my enthusiasm goes, I'm in m 20's and I don't see that changing. |
Believe me you still have a long way to go.
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jodeke
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| FernieBee wrote: | When I was about 11, I remember my dad getting up, during the night, to go to the bathroom.
Now, I understand why. I think he was about 44, at that time.
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That's way to early.
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FernieBee
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| DaMuleRules wrote: | | I have some physical things that mean I don't move like I did in in my 20's... |
My knees let me know I'm not in my 20's anymore...my hairline, too.
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Thanks, Jodeke. I'll make it a point to see the doctor.
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unleasHell
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You know your old, when you rather watch this:
https://youtu.be/D79ujliNh4Q
than anything by any current artists...
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jodeke
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You're not too old until... Your erotic dreams no longer wake you with an explosion.
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