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PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2021 3:49 am    Post subject:

It's all the masks's fault.
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2021 10:58 pm    Post subject:

Figures. I go away for a couple weeks and this is what happens.

I don't even want to know where the stains came from.
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2021 12:52 am    Post subject:

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Figures. I go away for a couple weeks and this is what happens.

I don't even want to know where the stains came from.


I think you already know.
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2021 6:19 pm    Post subject:

Five Guys burgers for lunch.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 5:47 pm    Post subject:

Large spiny assassin bugs. Check these monsterz out. Fearsome bugz. That proboscis digs into bugs and sucks em dry. There is a South American species of this insect (also called kissing bugs for the following reason) that are a vector for a bacteria that causes a disease called Chagas disease. This disease destroys the heart and there are no cures save for implantation and the new heart can become re-infected. Over a million people suffer from it. How they get it is because the bugs are attracted to the CO2 from the mouths of breathing victims. They crawl up to the corners of their mouths and suck blood and while doing this, they often defecate infected waste onto the bite site. The sleeping person often scratches this site and gets the bacteria (if the bug was carrying it) into his/her system and that's that.

Anyway, these are a non-blood eating species. Starts at the point where I linked it here, tho you're free to watch it from the start.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:14 am    Post subject:

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Large spiny assassin bugs. Check these monsterz out. Fearsome bugz. That proboscis digs into bugs and sucks em dry. There is a South American species of this insect (also called kissing bugs for the following reason) that are a vector for a bacteria that causes a disease called Chagas disease. This disease destroys the heart and there are no cures save for implantation and the new heart can become re-infected. Over a million people suffer from it. How they get it is because the bugs are attracted to the CO2 from the mouths of breathing victims. They crawl up to the corners of their mouths and suck blood and while doing this, they often defecate infected waste onto the bite site. The sleeping person often scratches this site and gets the bacteria (if the bug was carrying it) into his/her system and that's that.

Anyway, these are a non-blood eating species. Starts at the point where I linked it here, tho you're free to watch it from the start.



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:51 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
non-player zealot wrote:
Large spiny assassin bugs. Check these monsterz out. Fearsome bugz. That proboscis digs into bugs and sucks em dry. There is a South American species of this insect (also called kissing bugs for the following reason) that are a vector for a bacteria that causes a disease called Chagas disease. This disease destroys the heart and there are no cures save for implantation and the new heart can become re-infected. Over a million people suffer from it. How they get it is because the bugs are attracted to the CO2 from the mouths of breathing victims. They crawl up to the corners of their mouths and suck blood and while doing this, they often defecate infected waste onto the bite site. The sleeping person often scratches this site and gets the bacteria (if the bug was carrying it) into his/her system and that's that.

Anyway, these are a non-blood eating species. Starts at the point where I linked it here, tho you're free to watch it from the start.



I have recipes and will ship anywhere in the U.S.

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I've been told that the bugs exclusively use Venmo.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:45 am    Post subject:

ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
non-player zealot wrote:
Large spiny assassin bugs. Check these monsterz out. Fearsome bugz. That proboscis digs into bugs and sucks em dry. There is a South American species of this insect (also called kissing bugs for the following reason) that are a vector for a bacteria that causes a disease called Chagas disease. This disease destroys the heart and there are no cures save for implantation and the new heart can become re-infected. Over a million people suffer from it. How they get it is because the bugs are attracted to the CO2 from the mouths of breathing victims. They crawl up to the corners of their mouths and suck blood and while doing this, they often defecate infected waste onto the bite site. The sleeping person often scratches this site and gets the bacteria (if the bug was carrying it) into his/her system and that's that.

Anyway, these are a non-blood eating species. Starts at the point where I linked it here, tho you're free to watch it from the start.



I have recipes and will ship anywhere in the U.S.

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I've been told that the bugs exclusively use Venmo.


Considering they're all 17 year old's I wouldn't be surprised.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:43 am    Post subject:

You can eat all the bugs you want, I'll stick to some good old smoked salmon.
With potatoes. And Barone Montalto Bianco Passivento.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 7:35 am    Post subject:

Shaber wrote:
You can eat all the bugs you want, I'll stick to some good old smoked salmon.
With potatoes. And Barone Montalto Bianco Passivento.

With a side of fried Cicadas.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:41 am    Post subject:

I know it's not the outcome we had all hoped for and I understand how disappointed we all are, but it's not your fault.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:43 am    Post subject:

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I know it's not the outcome we had all hoped for and I understand how disappointed we all are, but it's not your fault.


Finally someone takes responsibility! Try again though, I'm not ready to forgive just yet.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2021 12:54 am    Post subject:

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I know it's not the outcome we had all hoped for and I understand how disappointed we all are, but it's not your fault.


Forgive me!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:43 am    Post subject:

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ElginBaylor wrote:
I know it's not the outcome we had all hoped for and I understand how disappointed we all are, but it's not your fault.


Forgive me!

10 Hail Mary's and 5 Our Father's at the very least.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:32 pm    Post subject:

The vaccine made me all magnetic and that's what caused that metal bong to stick to my person.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:17 am    Post subject:

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The vaccine made me all magnetic and that's what caused that metal bong to stick to my person.

Cool.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:28 am    Post subject:

Came in here to dust and vacuum. Whoever left a drink on the coffee table didn't use a coaster. And for the love of god, don't hide your dirty underwear under the couch cushions.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:57 am    Post subject:

This post-vaccine back to work thing is so damn 2019.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2021 12:10 am    Post subject:

Today was nothing like yesterday.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:40 am    Post subject:

Of course it wasn't. You were younger then.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2021 7:31 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
Of course it wasn't. You were younger then.

That's ageist.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 4:52 am    Post subject:

It smells like an old man in here.

Like an older man now.

Like an old man just got older.

And it sat around for several days.

And he had sauerkraut.

And frozen hot dogs.

And there is bad weed still burning somewhere.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:16 am    Post subject:

That stinks.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:25 am    Post subject:

But first, cocaine.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:41 am    Post subject:

20,000 wrote:
It smells like an old man in here.

Like an older man now.

Like an old man just got older.

And it sat around for several days.

And he had sauerkraut.

And frozen hot dogs.

And there is bad weed still burning somewhere.


Get off my lawn.
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