Psychic Weed Finders!

 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:17 am    Post subject: Psychic Weed Finders!

What a brilliant and hilarious way to attempt skirt Maine's legal restrictions on weed delivery:

Conjuring Maine’s Clairvoyant Kush
A company in Portland has dispatched psychics across the state—where marijuana is legal but delivery isn’t—to find a wide selection of your lost weed and drop it off at your home.


Justin lives in Portland, Maine, where he does woodworking, listens to harp music on vinyl, and, after the kids fall asleep, smokes pot. Maine legalized recreational marijuana in 2016, but the state didn’t rush the rollout: it wasn’t until last fall that it began being sold, with various restrictions. In the intervening years, a neighbor told Justin about a weed-procurement work-around—an online operation that questioned the very nature of property itself. “Their site is kind of weird,” Justin said the other day from his basement, referring to the Internet home of Incredibles.me. “Makes more sense if you’re high, maybe.”

There’s a lot of text on the site, some of it in capital letters, all of it redolent of stoner metaphysics. “We have Psychics roaming all over Portland communicating with their deity, their spirit guides, and having religious moments of clarity,” it reads. “We can guarantee to find your lost weed!!” It goes on, “Just login to this site, and select the cannabis or cannabis products you lost, and give us your address. We will find your weed and get it back to you asap.”



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 12:22 pm    Post subject:

Reads like somebody's gonna to make a killing.
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