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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 6:21 am    Post subject:

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Woke up from a procedure that men of a certain age get and it made me think of PDTP and how I haven't checked in for a while.


Details please, I need some material for my next date.


+1

For research purposes, of course.


Having been through this procedure, I can tell you the prep for it reminded me of the first time I went to Mexico.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:08 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
IPK wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
Woke up from a procedure that men of a certain age get and it made me think of PDTP and how I haven't checked in for a while.


Details please, I need some material for my next date.


+1

For research purposes, of course.


Having been through this procedure, I can tell you the prep for it reminded me of the first time I went to Mexico.


Y'all need to document your experiences for posteri...ty ..
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:39 pm    Post subject:

It's a liquid diet for a day, and not the fun type.

As my colleague alluded to, there's some quality time with the throne.

Then you go to the place, take off your clothes, get plugged in, do the time warp (again, not the fun type), wake up with gas and, in my case, go to Islands for a burger and fries.

Repeat every 3-10 years as needed. Unfortunately in my case, it's the lower number for various reasons.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:33 am    Post subject:

Hector the Pup wrote:
It's a liquid diet for a day, and not the fun type.

As my colleague alluded to, there's some quality time with the throne.

Then you go to the place, take off your clothes, get plugged in, do the time warp (again, not the fun type), wake up with gas and, in my case, go to Islands for a burger and fries.

Repeat every 3-10 years as needed. Unfortunately in my case, it's the lower number for various reasons.


The perks of aging. Other perks could include: Early bird specials, senior discount days, AARP membership, the increased super power of not having to give a (bleep).
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 7:53 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
It's a liquid diet for a day, and not the fun type.

As my colleague alluded to, there's some quality time with the throne.

Then you go to the place, take off your clothes, get plugged in, do the time warp (again, not the fun type), wake up with gas and, in my case, go to Islands for a burger and fries.

Repeat every 3-10 years as needed. Unfortunately in my case, it's the lower number for various reasons.


The perks of aging. Other perks could include: Early bird specials, senior discount days, AARP membership, the increased super power of not having to give a (bleep).


Don't forget "falling asleep while viewing a message in this th
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 8:44 am    Post subject:

ThePageDude wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
Hector the Pup wrote:
It's a liquid diet for a day, and not the fun type.

As my colleague alluded to, there's some quality time with the throne.

Then you go to the place, take off your clothes, get plugged in, do the time warp (again, not the fun type), wake up with gas and, in my case, go to Islands for a burger and fries.

Repeat every 3-10 years as needed. Unfortunately in my case, it's the lower number for various reasons.


The perks of aging. Other perks could include: Early bird specials, senior discount days, AARP membership, the increased super power of not having to give a (bleep).


Don't forget "falling asleep while viewing a message in this th

As long as you're not driving or operating heavy equipment you should be
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2022 3:46 pm    Post subject:

i always agree except when i don't
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:23 am    Post subject:

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i always agree except when i don't


I disagree.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:24 am    Post subject:

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i always agree except when i don't


I disagree.


But I digress
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:26 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
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i always agree except when i don't


I disagree.


But I digress


You disagree or you digress, witch won?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:51 pm    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
i always agree except when i don't


I disagree.


But I digress


You disagree or you digress, witch won?


.. and I also want to know witch witch?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:10 pm    Post subject:

IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
i always agree except when i don't


I disagree.


But I digress


You disagree or you digress, witch won?


The witch that made me drink that horrid liquid diet too.

Very disagreeable.

But I digress.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:48 am    Post subject:

TooMuchMajicBuss wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
i always agree except when i don't


I disagree.


But I digress


You disagree or you digress, witch won?


The witch that made me drink that horrid liquid diet too.

Very disagreeable.

But I digress.


I digress even further. Do you ever wonder if the first person named Richard was really a Dick?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2022 9:23 pm    Post subject:



Maaa'don... Cleanest car of this vintage I've ever seen. Only a couple of rust spots inside the trunk. Who the hell would keep a 76 Caprice as a time capsule is a good question. Last "full size" year of the Caprice due to the gas crises. 1977 onward was the Shoebox Chevy era w/ a foot chopped off of the car and boxier styling. 700 lbs lighter for better performance. Lengthwise, this 76 wasn't that ostentatious compared to land yachts like El Do's and Town Cars/Continentals. Horsepower wise, this was called the Malaise Era, w/ restrictions making muscle cars go to the dustbin. Later model Caprices are common in period movies and movies of that day. A beige Caprice was a standout in "To Live And Die In L.A." (1985), which you should see if you haven't. If you've never seen it, you've got issues, man.

Here's Jack's 1978 hydrogen powered Caprice. Jack is always ahead of the curve. I watched the movie Tucker (1988) on free youtube the other day. Only saw it once years ago, but they showed the "Tuckers can't back up" thing in the movie. Just think about everything Jack has seen and knows in his brilliant life. That's one I'll mourn for. Sorry, Liz.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2022 1:34 pm    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
TooMuchMajicBuss wrote:
IPK wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ElginBaylor wrote:
ThePageDude wrote:
i always agree except when i don't


I disagree.


But I digress


You disagree or you digress, witch won?


The witch that made me drink that horrid liquid diet too.

Very disagreeable.

But I digress.


I digress even further. Do you ever wonder if the first person named Richard was really a Dick?


Digressing furtherer I wonder if he was one lucky dick to be named Dick by one of his gf's/wives/bf[s or it was a dick move by one of his rivals.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:58 am    Post subject:

Final answer.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:15 am    Post subject:

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Final answer.


I dicress but do dick that that this here's a worthy dick
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 11:33 am    Post subject:

They make different bra sizes because every woman's boobs are different. Why don't they do the same with men's briefs? Mine always seem too baggy.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 11:58 am    Post subject:

ElginBaylor wrote:
They make different bra sizes because every woman's boobs are different. Why don't they do the same with men's briefs? Mine always seem too baggy.


This question calls for deep thinking, what size bong do you have?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:29 pm    Post subject:

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They make different bra sizes because every woman's boobs are different. Why don't they do the same with men's briefs? Mine always seem too baggy.


You may need to shop in the boys section.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:49 am    Post subject:

Omar Little wrote:
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They make different bra sizes because every woman's boobs are different. Why don't they do the same with men's briefs? Mine always seem too baggy.


You may need to shop in the boys section.

uhm...yeah...gee...I ... uh... hadn't thought...of ...that
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 8:17 am    Post subject:

Someone ate all the pizza leftover from Monday's meeting. Now I'm forced to steal someone's lunch from the fridge.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:14 pm    Post subject:

that makes for a pretty bad work day... been there... walk with anticipation to the fridge only to find it gone. sadness.

pizza is life
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 11:50 am    Post subject:

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that makes for a pretty bad work day... been there... walk with anticipation to the fridge only to find it gone. sadness.

pizza is life

Only thing that makes it okay is a post from Alpha
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 5:50 pm    Post subject:

haha... btw, bought a couple of breakfast pizzas this morning. one for the office and one to take to a meeting. my mantra is that a meeting is not a good meeting, unless there is food.
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