Favorite Bible Verse

Free_Kobe · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:36 am Post subject: Favorite Bible Verse

I mean, can it be anything else but this:

Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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C M B · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:45 am Post subject:

LOCK ALERT: RED (SEA)
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Conker · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:47 am Post subject:

Such an oblivous choice.

Psalm 139:13-16

For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my mother's womb. I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well. My frame was not hidden from you, when I was being made in secret, intricately woven in the depths of the earth. Your eyes saw my unformed substance; in your book were written, every one of them, the days that were formed for me, when as yet there was none of them.
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Trey · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:55 am Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Verse

TACH · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 6:55 am Post subject:

No one is good—except God alone. Mark 10:18

Wilt · LG Contributor Joined: 29 Dec 2002 Posts: 13727

I like all of them. They're all so divinely inspired, particularly Leviticus.
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vanexelent · Retired Number Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 30081

Probaby the ones that agree with Republican POV's.

Free_Kobe · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:10 am Post subject: Re: Favorite Bible Verse

oldschool32 · Franchise Player Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Posts: 20032

I'm in the process of reading it from front to back, I'll have to let you know later. It's going to be a while.
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Moses · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:40 am Post subject:

We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; perplexed, but not in despair ...
2 Corinthians 4:8

Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint...
Isaiah 40:31

I have both of those verses tattooed on me.
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Nudizl_Forshizl · Starting Rotation Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 974

John 8:44

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.

DuncanIdaho · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:58 am Post subject:

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
- Carlin 1:1

Nudizl_Forshizl · Starting Rotation Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 974

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination

Other gems of Levitacal Law:

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be "cut off from their people" (Leviticus 20:18)

People who have flat noses, or is blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)

Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle (Leviticus 19:19)

Leviticus 25:44-46 However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way

More Slavery Gems:

Exodus 21:20-21 When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property.

Ephesians 6:5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ

From the man himself: Luke 12:47-48 The servant will be severely punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. "But people who are not aware that they are doing wrong will be punished only lightly. Much is required from those to whom much is given, and much more is required from those to whom much more is given."

Jesus clearly approves of beating slaves even if they didn't know they were doing anything wrong.

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LG 24:8 And this gospel of the tos will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all posters, and then the end of thread will come.

20,000 · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:38 am Post subject:

The passage that is original to Christianity and doesn't just steal things from other cultures and religions and tries to pass it off like its own thought that idiots these days claim is the true word for rich white people and then force it upon everyone else.
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DancingBarry · Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:46 am Post subject:

Sorry, guys. You know the rules.