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adkindo Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:39 am Post subject: 'Mad Pooper' on the loose! |
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right up there with the craziest stories I have ever read....
'Mad Pooper' wanted by Springs police
Quote: | Cathy Budde says her kids caught her first mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.
"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?'" Budde recalled. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'" |
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pmacla Star Player
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:45 am Post subject: |
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wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels |
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adkindo Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:52 am Post subject: |
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pmacla wrote: | wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels |
IDK.....I am sensitive to peoples medical issues, but I think if it is at the point where your dropping trou and leaving gifts on neighborhood lawns, she should probably sacrifice with a treadmill. |
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loslakersss Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:53 am Post subject: |
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pmacla wrote: | wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels |
doubtful.
Quote: | "I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.' ... She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped," Budde admits, defeated.
Budde family members say one of the worst parts is they can't figure out the woman's motives.
"There's plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she's targeting. This is intentional." |
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pmacla Star Player
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:01 am Post subject: |
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adkindo wrote: | pmacla wrote: | wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels |
IDK.....I am sensitive to peoples medical issues, but I think if it is at the point where your dropping trou and leaving gifts on neighborhood lawns, she should probably sacrifice with a treadmill. |
I agree only explanation that I can think of outside her just being a total lunatic |
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LakersChamps04 Star Player
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:06 am Post subject: |
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If that were my neighborhood, i couldnt wait to catch her and smear her in her own (bleep). i'd camp out just to catch her |
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Lucky_Shot Star Player
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:02 am Post subject: |
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Edit: double post
Last edited by Lucky_Shot on Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:11 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Lucky_Shot Star Player
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LakersChamps04 wrote: | If that were my neighborhood, i couldnt wait to catch her and smear her in her own (bleep). i'd camp out just to catch her |
That sounds way to messy lol. If anyone pulled down their pants in argument with me they would win |
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am Post subject: |
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BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn. _________________ RIP mom. 11-21-1933 to 6-14-2023. |
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:22 am Post subject: |
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LakersChamps04 wrote: | If that were my neighborhood, i couldnt wait to catch her and smear her in her own (bleep). |
With your hand, you mean? _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
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EDDIE DONX! |
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lakerjoshua Franchise Player
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Easy fix. Next time, while she's got her pants down and vulnerable and off balance, knock her over so she falls into her poo. |
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:54 am Post subject: |
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lakerjoshua wrote: | Easy fix. Next time, while she's got her pants down and vulnerable and off balance, knock her over so she falls into her poo. |
My idea is to do a drive by while throwing a bag of pee on her. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:58 am Post subject: |
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pmacla wrote: | adkindo wrote: | pmacla wrote: | wonder if she has IBS or ulcerative colitis yet insist on still jogging in public and just cant control her bowels |
IDK.....I am sensitive to peoples medical issues, but I think if it is at the point where your dropping trou and leaving gifts on neighborhood lawns, she should probably sacrifice with a treadmill. |
I agree only explanation that I can think of outside her just being a total lunatic |
Maybe she's just carbo loading a bit too much. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
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LakersChamps04 Star Player
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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lakerjoshua wrote: | Easy fix. Next time, while she's got her pants down and vulnerable and off balance, knock her over so she falls into her poo. | this is what i had in mind ha |
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adkindo Retired Number
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Omar Little Moderator
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venturalakersfan wrote: | BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn. |
The hose works better _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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adkindo Retired Number
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Omar Little wrote: | venturalakersfan wrote: | BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn. |
The hose works better |
yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time |
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Omar Little wrote: | venturalakersfan wrote: | BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn. |
The hose works better |
exactly. Lowers the odds of you getting prosecuted too |
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loslakersss Franchise Player
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:26 am Post subject: |
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adkindo wrote: | Omar Little wrote: | venturalakersfan wrote: | BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn. |
The hose works better |
yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time |
BB sounds extreme, maybe airsoft. but hose would be best unless you're Michael Vick |
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Lucky_Shot Star Player
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:35 am Post subject: |
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loslakersss wrote: | adkindo wrote: | Omar Little wrote: | venturalakersfan wrote: | BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn. |
The hose works better |
yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time |
BB sounds extreme, maybe airsoft. but hose would be best unless you're Michael Vick |
For dogs I would say hose or air-soft but for the woman pooping on their lawn I would call shoot her in the butt with a BB an appropriate albeit a little tame respond
I would rather be shot with a BB gun than have a person poop on my stuff every week lol |
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adkindo wrote: | not sure which is more strange...the "mad pooper" or the [url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/firefighters-(private man parts)-gym-weight-caught-three-hours-worms-germany-dumbbell-disc-a7952961.html]guy that is apparently attracted to 5 lb weight plates....[/url]
Quote: | Firefighters spent three hours using power tools to free a man with his (private man parts) trapped in a gym weight. |
if it was a standard Olympic 5 lb weight plate (2″ in diameter), I would be more impressed....but the picture illustrates a standard bar (1″ in diameter) 5 lb plate.... |
DAMN!!! That's embarrassing. He should have done what we did when dogs got stuck, pour cold water on it. _________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Who does she think she is, the queen of England? _________________ Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying...'I will try again tomorrow.' |
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It's all crap. _________________ “Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
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adkindo Retired Number
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:52 am Post subject: |
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loslakersss wrote: | adkindo wrote: | Omar Little wrote: | venturalakersfan wrote: | BB gun. That works with dogs crapping on the lawn. |
The hose works better |
yeah, I would go with the hose.....hopefully if you are using a bb gun, your only pumping that thing one time |
BB sounds extreme, maybe airsoft. but hose would be best unless you're Michael Vick |
I thought airsoft was a bb gun? I was picturing like a Daisy BB gun that you had to pump.....the more times you pump it, the stronger the force of the BB....the one I had, 1 pump did not even sting when it hit the skin.
Are we talking about the dog or the lady.....cause I am fine with pumping as many times as you please for the lady crapping on the yard....just not the dog (since it is doing exactly what is natural for them to do). |
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adkindo Retired Number
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Attorneys discuss rights to pooping in public after "Mad Pooper" video release
Quote: | A man claiming to be the "spokesman" for the so-called Mad Pooper posted two videos, trying to explain her actions.
He won't identify himself or the jogger, only calling her "Shirley," and said he is speaking on her behalf.
He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people's lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault. He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself. |
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