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wolfpaclaker Retired Number
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Reading this thread
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MIMLaker Franchise Player
Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 10015 Location: Los Angeles/ Alhambra, CA
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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DancingBarry wrote: | Yep. We've all gone through a lot of life together. World kind of changed a bit 4 days after my join date.
I also had a baby boy who is now turning 20 this year and my daughter is learning to drive now. |
Right there with you, as I have a son and daughter roughly the same age. Can't count how many late-night feedings I did with as baby in my lap as I was reading LG posts on the monitor right above them.
Cheers, y'all. |
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MIMLaker Franchise Player
Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 10015 Location: Los Angeles/ Alhambra, CA
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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angrypuppy wrote: | C M B wrote: | 5 presidential elections
5 Lakers championships
Horry's shot
Kobe 81
9/11
2 wars
Kobe arrested, tried, exonerated
The Kobe/Shaq wars
We got Malone and Payton!
KG will he/won't he
Marcus Banks
smartphones and social networks
The great recession
Chris Paul basketball reasons
the "obese laker girls please!" guy
Phil died
LM died
David Stern died
Chick died
Dr. Buss died
KCAL died and the Lakers moved to Time Warner
Kobe had 4 kids, 1 just got into college, 1 died
Kobe died
COVID
The Wire, Breaking Bad, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Game of Thrones all premiered, had multi-year runs, and ended
we killed Bin Laden, 12 states legalized weed, the country legalized legalized gay marriage
I lost my dog, my grandpa, and my dad, I graduated college, friendships and romantic partners came and went, I got married, purchased property, my interest in the Lakers/NBA gradually went from daily obsession to phantom pain.
LG has proven to be the most consistently well-moderated internet forum that I've ever read. Currently, there are only 8 active moderators, and they all (bleep) care. |
Careful, Billy Joel might turn this into a song. |
Or I will. Give me the weekend. |
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AY2043 Franchise Player
Joined: 26 Feb 2012 Posts: 10621
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Pretty sure my first post was a fake trade for Jose Calderon in the ‘11-‘12 season.. Lol. |
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AD23 Star Player
Joined: 15 Jul 2019 Posts: 3069
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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non-player zealot wrote: | AD23 wrote: | jonnybravo wrote: | Raise your hand if you migrated here from Lakerstalk? |
More like LG to LT to LG + LT and back to LG.
FatSam, good dude I remember him. |
Remember that nlbford character? He was a cad. Rumor has it he posts here now. |
LOL ... you mean that MULE? I know him |
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non-player zealot Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 21365
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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JUST-MING wrote: | Monty forgot the Texas memes. Derek Fisher elbow to Ron Artest chest during 2009 playoffs, Dreamshake steaming mad about an elbow to the throat. Monty trolling with memes about body anatomy chart in Texas with neck arrow pointing to the chest and sunshine in Texas as a image of a clear night sky. One of the highlights on LG for sure. |
Ahh, Dreamshake and Ron's neckchest. Dream wanted to invent a new anatomical definition rather than cede his dubious claim, especially because Patsy was the one he was battling. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
SEDALE TRIBUTE
EDDIE DONX! |
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non-player zealot Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 21365
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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MIMLaker wrote: | angrypuppy wrote: |
Careful, Billy Joel might turn this into a song. |
Or I will. Give me the weekend. |
wolfpaclaker has the same number of syllables and the same cadence as Studebaker if you wanna mimic that reference. Just something I noticed.
Stud-e-baker, wolf-pac-la-ker, Comm-u-nist bloc... _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
SEDALE TRIBUTE
EDDIE DONX! |
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non-player zealot Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 21365
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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CMB's broken toilet handle at a party story was a gem in its day. I was cackling when reading of his true-to-life Number 2 tribulations.
The lad reaches for the handle to flush his leavings and it breaks off in his hand. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
SEDALE TRIBUTE
EDDIE DONX! |
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DancingBarry Editor-in-Chief
Joined: 07 Sep 2001 Posts: 40220 Location: O.C.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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MIMLaker wrote: | DancingBarry wrote: | Yep. We've all gone through a lot of life together. World kind of changed a bit 4 days after my join date.
I also had a baby boy who is now turning 20 this year and my daughter is learning to drive now. |
Right there with you, as I have a son and daughter roughly the same age. Can't count how many late-night feedings I did with as baby in my lap as I was reading LG posts on the monitor right above them.
Cheers, y'all. |
Damn, forgot about those late night feedings with LG. One hand trying to hunt and peck out a post while the other hand held a falling asleep baby.
I don't know how many moments where I wanted to get my mind off of waiting in a hospital room or some other awful event and logging on LG for the distraction.
Or at night on some backcountry hike in the middle of nowhere and suddenly getting some internet access and checking into LG threads to do a little reading. |
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DancingBarry Editor-in-Chief
Joined: 07 Sep 2001 Posts: 40220 Location: O.C.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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wolfpaclaker wrote: | Reading this thread
I feel old |
That list of CMB's |
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LakerLanny Retired Number
Joined: 24 Oct 2001 Posts: 47605
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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I still have LakersGround T Shirts....and those haven't been offered in a while to my knowledge! _________________ Love, Laker Lanny |
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LakerLanny Retired Number
Joined: 24 Oct 2001 Posts: 47605
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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AY2043 wrote: | Pretty sure my first post was a fake trade for Jose Calderon in the ‘11-‘12 season.. Lol. |
The Spanish Steve Nash _________________ Love, Laker Lanny |
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Omar Little Moderator
Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 90315 Location: Formerly Known As 24
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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non-player zealot wrote: | CMB's broken toilet handle at a party story was a gem in its day. I was cackling when reading of his true-to-life Number 2 tribulations.
The lad reaches for the handle to flush his leavings and it breaks off in his hand. |
999’s various bathroom stories were gold as well. _________________ “We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” ― Elie Wiesel |
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Aeneas Hunter Retired Number
Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 31763
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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non-player zealot wrote: | wolfpaclaker has the same number of syllables and the same cadence as Studebaker if you wanna mimic that reference. Just something I noticed.
Stud-e-baker, wolf-pac-la-ker, Comm-u-nist bloc... |
"Meet me in Temecula" has a nice cadence. _________________ Internet Argument Resolved |
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19877 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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non-player zealot wrote: | JUST-MING wrote: | Monty forgot the Texas memes. Derek Fisher elbow to Ron Artest chest during 2009 playoffs, Dreamshake steaming mad about an elbow to the throat. Monty trolling with memes about body anatomy chart in Texas with neck arrow pointing to the chest and sunshine in Texas as a image of a clear night sky. One of the highlights on LG for sure. |
Ahh, Dreamshake and Ron's neckchest. Dream wanted to invent a new anatomical definition rather than cede his dubious claim, especially because Patsy was the one he was battling. |
I didn't forget nothin', MING. Every time I see the rockets logo I'm reminded of the miserable quarter-century that that joke-ass franchise is having. I think of all the time invested by the Texette behind the Dreamshake account and how much he needed to join Lakers sites to try and scuff up our party just a bit. How empty and unsatisfying that must have been. Yikes. It makes me giggle. And tweren't Fish that "elbowed" Artest in the (teeth? eyes? uvula? lol dumbass), but Kobe. That little cowpie hated his guts. lmao @ the gateway to china" stuff. Imagine having to be the guy who posted that sort of braindead pap. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19877 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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non-player zealot wrote: | CMB's broken toilet handle at a party story was a gem in its day. I was cackling when reading of his true-to-life Number 2 tribulations.
The lad reaches for the handle to flush his leavings and it breaks off in his hand. |
Dude, that was just the prelude of an ongoing saga with annoying toilets that peckerheads choose for their guest bathrooms. Many such cases, to date. I ghosted a friendship because of freakish clog that I left in someone's upstairs low flow™ toilet. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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C M B Franchise Player
Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 19877 Location: Prarie & Manchester, high above the western sideline
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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non-player zealot wrote: |
bag of urine gate |
treasure. For a short while, our mods cracked down on people busting 999's balls over that incident at his request! Imagine what that PM must have looked like.
"It annoys me when people make fun of me for throwing a bag of my own piss at a probable vietnam vet, can you guys do something about it?" That just made it sooo much funnier. He matured, so the razzing rolls off of his back now, but it's still really, really funny and we should never let it die. _________________ http://chickhearn.ytmnd.com/
Sister Golden Hair wrote: | LAMAR ODOM is an anagram for ... DOOM ALARM
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Buck32 Star Player
Joined: 30 Apr 2001 Posts: 7335
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 3:01 am Post subject: |
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non-player zealot wrote: | JUST-MING wrote: | Monty forgot the Texas memes. Derek Fisher elbow to Ron Artest chest during 2009 playoffs, Dreamshake steaming mad about an elbow to the throat. Monty trolling with memes about body anatomy chart in Texas with neck arrow pointing to the chest and sunshine in Texas as a image of a clear night sky. One of the highlights on LG for sure. |
Ahh, Dreamshake and Ron's neckchest. Dream wanted to invent a new anatomical definition rather than cede his dubious claim, especially because Patsy was the one he was battling. |
Except for closet Clippers fans and Dreamshake, I don't believe we have that many fans from other teams here in LG right now.
Dreamshake of course, but I remember guys like Man in Black(?) and RipCityRobert. _________________ “Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
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panamaniac Franchise Player
Joined: 28 May 2011 Posts: 11256 Location: PTY
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 3:13 am Post subject: |
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Detective Coppertop shouldn’t go unmentioned amongst LG luminaries. |
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non-player zealot Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 21365
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 4:03 am Post subject: |
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Omar Little wrote: | non-player zealot wrote: | CMB's broken toilet handle at a party story was a gem in its day. I was cackling when reading of his true-to-life Number 2 tribulations.
The lad reaches for the handle to flush his leavings and it breaks off in his hand. |
999’s various bathroom stories were gold as well. |
Haha. Yes. Golden. Especially if the recipient was homeless.
There was someone else who never got over his admission that he didn't wash his hands after going to the (public, even) restroom at work == and he claimed to be a food handler. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
SEDALE TRIBUTE
EDDIE DONX! |
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non-player zealot Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 21365
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 4:08 am Post subject: |
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C M B wrote: | non-player zealot wrote: |
bag of urine gate |
treasure. For a short while, our mods cracked down on people busting 999's balls over that incident at his request! Imagine what that PM must have looked like.
"It annoys me when people make fun of me for throwing a bag of my own piss at a probable vietnam vet, can you guys do something about it?" That just made it sooo much funnier. He matured, so the razzing rolls off of his back now, but it's still really, really funny and we should never let it die. |
He's a pisser. I remember his tone being that of expecting that people were gonna laugh at his story of riding in a friend's car w/ a bag of piss specifically in search of a destitute person in despair to throw it on. Because destitute people? They're due for a come-uppance. Even most Correctional Officers don't get gassed with an entire bagful. Pat Bateman was more caring when he accused Al of insider trading and stomped out his dog. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
SEDALE TRIBUTE
EDDIE DONX! |
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non-player zealot Franchise Player
Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Posts: 21365
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 4:13 am Post subject: |
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Aeneas Hunter wrote: | non-player zealot wrote: | wolfpaclaker has the same number of syllables and the same cadence as Studebaker if you wanna mimic that reference. Just something I noticed.
Stud-e-baker, wolf-pac-la-ker, Comm-u-nist bloc... |
"Meet me in Temecula" has a nice cadence. |
Good ear. I was working on a lyric about "Shannon Brown's ass on live TV", but it has too many syllables to work in the Joel structure. _________________ GOAT MAGIC REEL
SEDALE TRIBUTE
EDDIE DONX! |
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Aeneas Hunter Retired Number
Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 31763
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 5:37 am Post subject: |
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Buck32 wrote: | RipCityRobert. |
Wow. There's a blast from the past. _________________ Internet Argument Resolved |
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governator Retired Number
Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 25179
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 5:59 am Post subject: |
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somebody reply to the first thread so we can see it lol |
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Dr. Laker Franchise Player
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Posts: 17142
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 6:28 am Post subject: |
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Buck32 wrote: | non-player zealot wrote: | JUST-MING wrote: | Monty forgot the Texas memes. Derek Fisher elbow to Ron Artest chest during 2009 playoffs, Dreamshake steaming mad about an elbow to the throat. Monty trolling with memes about body anatomy chart in Texas with neck arrow pointing to the chest and sunshine in Texas as a image of a clear night sky. One of the highlights on LG for sure. |
Ahh, Dreamshake and Ron's neckchest. Dream wanted to invent a new anatomical definition rather than cede his dubious claim, especially because Patsy was the one he was battling. |
Except for closet Clippers fans and Dreamshake, I don't believe we have that many fans from other teams here in LG right now.
Dreamshake of course, but I remember guys like Man in Black(?) and RipCityRobert. |
PhillyDoc I believe was a Spurs fan. _________________ On Lakersground, a concern troll is someone who is a fan of another team, but pretends to be a Lakers fan with "concerns". |
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