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a.vase Rookie Joined: 14 Nov 2008 Posts: 23
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:57 pm Post subject:
when ron artest goes to speak to refs after the game, rasheed wallace becomes the refs bodyguard
when ron artest goes to a candy store even lamar odom buys less candy
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L.A.T.W Star Player Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1425
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:16 am Post subject:
Artest once pulled down Paul Pierce's shorts in a game, just to show he was the bigger man.
Lebron quit against Boston just because he didn't want to be defended by Artest in the Finals
Artest isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Artest
Artest wanted to be a UFC fighter but felt it wasn't physical enough
He is the most interesting man in the world.
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dna. Star Player Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 4529 Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:21 am Post subject:
L.A.T.W wrote: Artest once pulled down Paul Pierce's shorts in a game, just to show he was the bigger man.
Lebron quit against Boston just because he didn't want to be defended by Artest in the Finals
Artest isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Artest
Artest wanted to be a UFC fighter but felt it wasn't physical enough
He is the most interesting man in the world.
overall one of the best so far
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L.A.T.W Star Player Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1425
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:33 am Post subject:
Artest once told Phil Jackson to "Call a F'N timeout"..and Phil did it
He once told Pau Gasol to "stop going up so damn soft"...Pau dunked the very next possession
Artest once screamed at Kobe "Don't you shoot another F'n FG% buster" Kobe finshed the game shooting 50%
Artest once had 5 fouls in a game against Boston, he told Pierce if he flopped one more time he would literally beat him to death after the game....Artest finished the game with 5 fouls.
He is the most interesting champion to ever live.
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L.A.T.W Star Player Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1425
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:33 am Post subject:
dna. wrote: L.A.T.W wrote: Artest once pulled down Paul Pierce's shorts in a game, just to show he was the bigger man.
Lebron quit against Boston just because he didn't want to be defended by Artest in the Finals
Artest isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Artest
Artest wanted to be a UFC fighter but felt it wasn't physical enough
He is the most interesting man in the world.
overall one of the best so far
Thanks
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Reilec142002 Star Player Joined: 27 May 2008 Posts: 1578
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:33 pm Post subject:
Please dont let this thread die. =(
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MIMLaker Franchise Player Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 10015 Location: Los Angeles/ Alhambra, CA
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:46 pm Post subject:
Whenever Adam Morrison thought he was wrestling a bear, he was really wrestling him.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
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elbonian Starting Rotation Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 163
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:27 pm Post subject:
He once let his man score, just to see how it felt
His game is so intimidating, he's led the league in mental blocks 5 years running
MVP's have been know to tank entire playoff series just so they could watch him play
He turned down the lead roll in a major Hollywood movie because he didn't like working with Bugs Bunny... the roll went to a lesser man
Say Queensbridge my friends.....
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Hammett Star Player Joined: 20 Dec 2008 Posts: 9531
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:30 pm Post subject:
ChefLinda wrote:
He once had a sane moment, just to see how it feels
LOL, that's perfect for Ron Ron. _________________ Lakers. Built different.
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MIMLaker Franchise Player Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 10015 Location: Los Angeles/ Alhambra, CA
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:36 pm Post subject:
When he went running with the bulls in Pamplona, he was disappointed that he only caught four.
He does not enjoy massages, simply because he does not feel pressure.
When he goes to Burger King, he orders Big Macs, and he gets them.
He once fell into an active volcano, and almost drowned.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
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Rico Star Player Joined: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 1389 Location: Stockton
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:43 pm Post subject:
He laid such a beat down on Paulina Pierce, even Chris Brown was impressed
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jonnybravo Retired Number Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 30777
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:55 pm Post subject:
MIMLaker wrote: When he went running with the bulls in Pamplona, he was disappointed that he only caught four.
He does not enjoy massages, simply because he does not feel pressure.
When he goes to Burger King, he orders Big Macs, and he gets them.
He once fell into an active volcano, and almost drowned.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
Lol.
4 for 4!
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MaebySurelyBarely Starting Rotation Joined: 21 Jun 2010 Posts: 110
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:03 pm Post subject:
He has Wheaties.
He once asked for a month off... just because he was tired.
This is a fantastic thread.
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Rek Star Player Joined: 24 Apr 2008 Posts: 2231 Location: SoCal
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:19 pm Post subject:
jonnybravo wrote: MIMLaker wrote: When he went running with the bulls in Pamplona, he was disappointed that he only caught four.
He does not enjoy massages, simply because he does not feel pressure.
When he goes to Burger King, he orders Big Macs, and he gets them.
He once fell into an active volcano, and almost drowned.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
Lol.
4 for 4!
@MIM that's good stuff..
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goldBLOOD Star Player Joined: 14 Jun 2010 Posts: 1975 Location: Chillin' At The Playa's Club With EC
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:21 pm Post subject:
Running outside in his underwear after missing the team's bus and ending up on the same bus, still in only his underwear, with the Rockets owner's wife whom was furious.
See Ron talking more about this hilarious story here --->
http://www.tmz.com/person/ron-artest/ He talked about it today on TMZ LIVE in which he was a special guest on. It was a blast, Ron and the guys of TMZ celebrated the lakers win with some drinks and made toasts.
The original thread about Ron's cool appearance on TMZ LIVE today! -->
http://forums.lakersground.net/viewtopic.php?t=115857
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MIMLaker Franchise Player Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 10015 Location: Los Angeles/ Alhambra, CA
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:01 pm Post subject:
He gave Paul Pierce the ability to walk. Into his forearm. Repeatedly.
He is... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
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kobeandgary Star Player Joined: 18 Apr 2004 Posts: 6351 Location: Virginia
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:32 pm Post subject:
nah i think the regular Dos Equis Guy is pretty good, ron in commercials is not a sight i want to see on a regular basis.
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xX KaoTiK Xx Starting Rotation Joined: 25 Jun 2009 Posts: 143
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:53 pm Post subject:
Artest once told Kobe to pass him the ball during the 2010 NBA Finals with less than two minutes left in the game and drain a long three.
He told the media " kobe passed me the ball" .
He is the most interesting Laker in the world .
He is " tres siete"
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Sister Golden Hair Franchise Player Joined: 01 May 2001 Posts: 15872
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:00 pm Post subject:
He once made Don Corleone an offer he couldn't refuse.
The movie "Shaft" was loosely based on the summer in Queensbridge when he turned 12.
He was the first person to coin the phrase "This is your first and last warning."
He cries everytime he sees "2001: A Space Odyssey" because of its biographical overtones.
He has never uttered the words "tinkle" or "marzipan."
His favorite food is banned in 16 countries.
He is the most interesting Laker in the world.
SGH Last edited by Sister Golden Hair on Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:11 pm; edited 1 time in total
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uberzev Franchise Player Joined: 25 Jan 2002 Posts: 19120 Location: SDSU
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:56 pm Post subject:
When he yells "Shannon!" it no longer sounds like a girls name
He has never forgotten Poland
He has milked a soybean
He raisied Wagyu cattle in the offseason to prepare for playing with Kobe
Bernie Madoff fell for his ponzie scheme
Justin Bieber is one of his sons
He is the most interesting Laker in the world _________________ Lakers Gonna Lake
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MIMLaker Franchise Player Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 10015 Location: Los Angeles/ Alhambra, CA
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject:
He does not like "Star Trek." When he hears "where no man has gone before," he sends his vacation slides to the network, and they apologize.
He has won the Tour de France five times -- with a stationary bike.
He is not worth his weight in gold. Gold is only worth its weight after being worn by him.
He once went horseback riding for 30 miles, before telling the horse to get off of him and walk the rest of the way.
He formed a barbershop quartet with a bowl of Rice Krispies, and won two Grammy Awards.
He does not eat habanero chiles, but grinds them into a paste and brushes his teeth with it, three times a day.
He won the World Series of Poker with UNO cards.
Ralph Macchio tried the "Crane Technique" on him in 1995, and has yet to recover.
He is ... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
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JTS1 Star Player Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 5101
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:27 pm Post subject:
MIMLaker wrote: He does not like "Star Trek." When he hears "where no man has gone before," he sends his vacation slides to the network, and they apologize.
He has won the Tour de France five times -- with a stationary bike.
He is not worth his weight in gold. Gold is only worth its weight after being worn by him.
He once went horseback riding for 30 miles, before telling the horse to get off of him and walk the rest of the way.
He formed a barbershop quartet with a bowl of Rice Krispies, and won two Grammy Awards.
He does not eat habanero chiles, but grinds them into a paste and brushes his teeth with it, three times a day.
He won the World Series of Poker with UNO cards.
Ralph Macchio tried the "Crane Technique" on him in 1995, and has yet to recover.
He is ... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
you're one of the writers for those dos eqis commercials, aren't you?
X37 _________________ 'How many kids can say growing up that they'll turn pro and play for their favorite team in the world and spend your entire career there? IT'S BEEN A DREAM!' -Kobe Bryant 11.29.15
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1since71 Star Player Joined: 06 Jun 2002 Posts: 2674 Location: the sfv
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:30 pm Post subject:
he once flagrantly fouled an entire arena ..... when tnt announcer kevin harlan says "ron artest with no regard for human life " everyone believes it. he is .....
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goldBLOOD Star Player Joined: 14 Jun 2010 Posts: 1975 Location: Chillin' At The Playa's Club With EC
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:09 pm Post subject:
VIDEO
LMFAO _________________You always have to be on edge. You always have to take every practice, every game, like it is your last - Kobe
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jonnybravo Retired Number Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 30777
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:27 pm Post subject:
JTS1 wrote: MIMLaker wrote: He does not like "Star Trek." When he hears "where no man has gone before," he sends his vacation slides to the network, and they apologize.
He has won the Tour de France five times -- with a stationary bike.
He is not worth his weight in gold. Gold is only worth its weight after being worn by him.
He once went horseback riding for 30 miles, before telling the horse to get off of him and walk the rest of the way.
He formed a barbershop quartet with a bowl of Rice Krispies, and won two Grammy Awards.
He does not eat habanero chiles, but grinds them into a paste and brushes his teeth with it, three times a day.
He won the World Series of Poker with UNO cards.
Ralph Macchio tried the "Crane Technique" on him in 1995, and has yet to recover.
He is ... the most interesting Laker in the world.
MIM
you're one of the writers for those dos eqis commercials, aren't you?
X37
Truly some gems.
The dos equis commercials are totally a play off the Chuck Norris meme of a few years ago. Clear as day to me.
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